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Offline BattleHymn

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primitive sets the stage for an imminent begathon
« on: May 20, 2016, 08:18:41 PM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018867219

I guess getting a job is out of the question?

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Thu May 19, 2016, 11:36 PM
NobodyHere (1,661 posts)

I'm pretty much homeless tomorrow

And honestly I have no idea what to do.

I have savings and a college degree but have no idea what I can do to make a living immediately.

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Fri May 20, 2016, 12:05 AM
A Little Weird (1,711 posts)
1. Oh my gosh

That sounds like a scary situation! Do you have a place to go? I know resources are inconsistent throughout the country but there may be programs to help you with housing until you can get back on your feet.

My community has something like that. It's administered by the same people that are in charge of the homeless shelter. Some folks have been able to stay in temporary housing for a year or two until they can get in a better place financially.

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Fri May 20, 2016, 12:06 AM
Scruffy Rumbler (903 posts)
2. Responding to let you know you are not alone, NobodyHere.

I have been there myself and I know it is not pleasant....to say the least.

Try calling 211. That is the information number for social services. It will connect with help in your area. Depending what state you are in, they can put you in touch with food and housing assistance.

Wish I could offer more than this advise and heartfelt hope for you to find a solution!

Homelessness is growing out of control across the country.

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Wait...WHAT???  It is????

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Star Member TexasTowelie (24,765 posts)
3. You have my sympathy since I've been there myself,

but I didn't have any savings when it occurred.

Since you do have some savings I would try to put the possessions in storage and would consider selling anything that is not essential. If you have friends or relatives to stay with until you can get back on your feet then do so.

If you own a vehicle, then you may need to consider selling it to obtain extra cash. Look into what options are available regarding public transportation and using public facilities such as libraries so that you can go online for job searches. If you use a cell phone you can keep your cell phone recharged at the library. You might also want to get an extra cell phone battery so that you can maintain contact with those who can help you and for potential employment leads.

If you are in an urban area look for a homeless shelter, but be advised that you might have to make some changes that are uncomfortable. Some of the homeless shelters will want you to participate in faith-based programs, prohibit smoking and drinking, etc. You will only be allowed to bring in a limited amount of possessions (usually two bags of clothing).

If you don't own one already, I would suggest getting some type of backpack so that you can carry around a notebook, pens, one change of clothing, toiletries and any medical needs you might have. I also would get a small toiletry bag.

If you are in an urban area then be prepared to be walking on the street during most of the day. If you go to a homeless shelter, then expect to only get a limited amount of sleep.

Good luck with everything because you will probably have to make some uncomfortable choices during the short term. You indicated that you have some savings so it doesn't sound like you have reached the point of total desperation yet and since you haven't indicated your complete situation I can't provide much more advice. I was at the point where I had no savings, no vehicle, a limited amount of possessions, and a pet that I loved when I became homeless. Please keep us informed and I hope some good things will happen for you. 

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Fri May 20, 2016, 12:28 AM
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4. Been there myself...

luckily I have family that put me up, but I basically couch surfed for about 3 years. Sucks to be old and unemployed. Then when I got work, it was temp crap at low pay, and not enough hours to survive on. Had to tough it out until I hit 62 and took early SS.

Best of luck to you!

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Star Member grasswire (48,964 posts)
6. can you find a furnished room for rent?

try craigslist for housing options that might be very reasonable -- shared, temporary, whatever. Housing is really the most important thing to secure, as being homeless is a lot of work and stress. It's all on craigslist.org and there are many temporary jobs listed there, too.

try to preserve anything that allows you to maintain the ability to work. Car, if you will need it in your location to hold a job. Phone. Mailing address even if it is a mailbox at a UPS store.

Keep yourself clean and groomed.

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7. Please let us know how you are and what we can do to help.

You can see from the responses you've received that people here care and have helpful suggestions if we knew more about your situation. DUers are the most caring folks there are and we need to know you're okay.

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Re: primitive sets the stage for an imminent begathon
« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2016, 08:31:52 PM »
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I'm pretty much homeless tomorrow

And honestly I have no idea what to do.

I have savings

WTF?  How do you get to the point of eviction if you have savings left?  Is he saving the money for drugs when he's homeless?

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Re: primitive sets the stage for an imminent begathon
« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2016, 09:09:36 PM »
WTF?  How do you get to the point of eviction if you have savings left?  Is he saving the money for drugs when he's homeless?

Just remember that for a DUmmie, $100 is an almost unheard of fortune.  "Savings" probably means $50-60.

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Re: primitive sets the stage for an imminent begathon
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2016, 09:42:15 PM »
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6. can you find a furnished room for rent?

try craigslist for housing options that might be very reasonable -- shared, temporary, whatever. Housing is really the most important thing to secure, as being homeless is a lot of work and stress. It's all on craigslist.org and there are many temporary jobs listed there, too.

try to preserve anything that allows you to maintain the ability to work. Car, if you will need it in your location to hold a job. Phone. Mailing address even if it is a mailbox at a UPS store.

Keep yourself clean and groomed.

A primitive clean and groomed?

That's a good one.
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Re: primitive sets the stage for an imminent begathon
« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2016, 09:44:05 PM »
Idiot is lying. 

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Re: primitive sets the stage for an imminent begathon
« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2016, 10:35:54 PM »
The socialist dummy can smoke meat cigrits for five bucks a load and survive until it gets a real job. 

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Re: primitive sets the stage for an imminent begathon
« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2016, 02:32:31 PM »
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NobodyHere (1,661 posts)

I'm pretty much homeless tomorrow

And honestly I have no idea what to do.

I have savings and a college degree but have no idea what I can do to make a living immediately.



Take your degree and get flippin', snowflake.
              

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Re: primitive sets the stage for an imminent begathon
« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2016, 02:39:14 PM »
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Homelessness is growing out of control across the country.


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Unpossible.   
              

Liberal thinking is a two-legged stool and magical thinking is one of the legs, the other is a combination of self-loating and misanthropy.  To understand it, you would have to be able to sit on that stool while juggling two elephants, an anvil and a fragmentation grenade, sans pin.

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Re: primitive sets the stage for an imminent begathon
« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2016, 04:29:29 PM »
I have it on good authority that tuscon loves homeless primitives. Maybe the rest can pitch in for a bus ticket

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Re: primitive sets the stage for an imminent begathon
« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2016, 05:02:26 PM »
I have it on good authority that tuscon loves homeless primitives. Maybe the rest can pitch in for a bus ticket


Dummies will say screw that. They will tell the soon to be homeless dummie to start walking and hitching rides.  To ease the sting they will send healing white light.  :tongue:
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Re: primitive sets the stage for an imminent begathon
« Reply #10 on: May 21, 2016, 06:32:28 PM »
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I have...a college degree but have no idea what I can do to make a living immediately.


Those african studies and social justice and equity degrees you wasted your time on...Paying off, are they?


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Re: primitive sets the stage for an imminent begathon
« Reply #11 on: May 21, 2016, 06:37:56 PM »
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I have...a college degree but have no idea what I can do to make a living immediately.

Perhaps you could start up a blog and become a nuze reporter?
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Re: primitive sets the stage for an imminent begathon
« Reply #12 on: May 21, 2016, 07:48:15 PM »
I have it on good authority that tuscon loves homeless primitives. Maybe the rest can pitch in for a bus ticket

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Liberal thinking is a two-legged stool and magical thinking is one of the legs, the other is a combination of self-loating and misanthropy.  To understand it, you would have to be able to sit on that stool while juggling two elephants, an anvil and a fragmentation grenade, sans pin.

"Accuse others of what you do." - Karl Marx