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Grasswipe Judy experiences a Freudian slip, again, hot off of the heels of her "yearning".  Read on:

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Thu Apr 28, 2016, 08:47 PM
Star Member elleng (67,555 posts)

The Best Sandwich Ever

'“Your Top 5 favorite sandwiches, in order, please. Go.” This is a game I play in the car with my children, as if we were characters in a Nick Hornby novel. It’s a diversion to make long travel more bearable. We play it all the time. The children rush to judgment, and as is true for most of us, their answers change along with their tastes. But of late: grilled cheese on white, with tomato soup; the B.L.T. from a store in Maine near their uncle’s house, on thick country bread; ham and Brie with mustard on baguette; a meatball sub from a local deli; and — does a hamburger count? (It does not.)

Dad’s turn. I count in reverse order: that B.L.T., yes, perhaps with avocado; turkey with Swiss, coleslaw and Russian dressing on a kaiser roll; peanut butter and gochujang (the Korean hot-pepper paste) on sesame toast; a Reuben, on rye of course, with pastrami, Swiss, sauerkraut, more of that Russian. I know a guy who makes those as if he were building violins for Pinchas Zukerman. I pause before the No. 1 slot, as if reflecting; I enjoy giving this answer. My most favorite sandwich is fried eggplant, mozzarella and roast beef on an Italian hero, with hot peppers and a slash of mayonnaise.'>>>

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Thu Apr 28, 2016, 09:01 PM
Star Member Major Nikon (22,115 posts)
1. The best sandwich I've ever had was in El Paso, TX

http://brownbagdeli.biz/

I haven't been there in 20 years, so I have no idea if they are still as good, but they were the best I've ever had and I've been all over the US and eaten in some of the most famous shops anywhere.

This primitive asserts its sandwich shop cred as proof, PROOF of the best sandwich.  The primitive has been all over, you see.

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Thu Apr 28, 2016, 10:24 PM
Star Member left-of-center2012 (2,779 posts)
2. Just give me a meatloaf sandwich

With mayo and a slice of tomato on good whole wheat bread.

Just give me a trash bag to throw that hot mess into.

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Thu Apr 28, 2016, 10:57 PM
Star Member Snarkoleptic (3,934 posts)
3. My current fave is a knockoff of a Panera sandwich I once tried.

My son was on a college tour and all of the grab-n-go boxes were taken, except for a vegetarian ones, so we each ate one.
I was really wowed at the taste and this is one of the things that pushed me over the edge into vegetarianism.

Whole grain hoagie roll w/ cilantro hummus smear.
Lettuce , tomato, onion, green pepper, cucumber, roasted red pepper, pickled jalapeno slices, sprinkle of feta.

This also works well as a wrap.

Wait, so everybody ate the NORMAL sandwiches, and left those fine VEGAN ones as the scraps?  Say it isn't so! 


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Sat Apr 30, 2016, 05:11 PM
fizzgig (23,895 posts)
17. my steak sandwich

i marinate a flank or flatiron in soy, lime, crushed garlic and sriracha and chargrill it. i put it on a toasted roll with avocado, roasted pepper, red onion and tomato. potato salad and grilled corn on the side and beer to drink.

i usually only make this when we go to our spot up in the mountains, so it's more of a special occasion sandwich.

Fizzgig, who can't cough up three quarters-worth of change a day to pay for Mr. Fizzgig's doctor bill, manages to throw together one of the more expensive sandwiches in the thread. 




Finally, grasswipe Judy shows up with another thinly veiled "yearning" she's been having lately: 

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Fri Apr 29, 2016, 01:47 AM
Star Member grasswire (47,845 posts)
8. that's almost my favorite sandwish

tomato, green pepper, cucumber, slice of jack or provolone and mayo mixed with dill weed, on good nutty whole grain bread.

But I also love tomato, fresh basil leaves and melty cheddar.

We all know how internet-savvy grasswipe Judy is, so we can count on her to stay abreast of the hippest terms.  Let's explore urban dictionary's definition of "dill weed" to see what she was trying to tell us:

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dill weed
self-censored version of the word dildo
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Oh my.


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Might've forgot the comma between dill and weed also

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20. absolute bullshit. the cave is unspeakably vile.

I don't know how any of you can live with yourselves.

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Now, what is this?

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applegrove (70,728 posts)    Thu Apr 28, 2016, 11:59 PM

4. Every Saturday at the cottage we had sandwiches made of: French bread,
 
Strub's pickles, old sharp cheddar cheese, some sort of sliced meat. Loved it.

"at the cottage"--as if the primitive has a second home somewhere, and wants to boast about it.
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I count in reverse order: that B.L.T., yes, perhaps with avocado; turkey with Swiss, coleslaw and Russian dressing on a kaiser roll;

Anyone who does that to a BLT should be sent to prison.

Coleslaw goes on the side.

Turkey and Russian dressing are okay but have no place on the table with a BLT.


Not as bad as NJCher, but close.



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Dad’s turn. I count in reverse order: that B.L.T., yes, perhaps with avocado; turkey with Swiss, coleslaw and Russian dressing on a kaiser roll; peanut butter and gochujang (the Korean hot-pepper paste) on sesame toast

Only a DUmbfuk could ruin peanut butter.  :bird:

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That's disgusting.
If you want to worship an orange pile of garbage with a reckless disregard for everything, get on down to Arbys & try our loaded curly fries.

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Anyone who does that to a BLT should be sent to prison.

I agree, and we've always been sandwich purists.  A BLT is just so, a Reuben is just so. 

I don't like avocados in sandwiches.  The texture feels like paste.  Avocados belong in guacamole, with chips and Coronas.

I just knew they couldn't get through a thread without tossing in a disgusting Korean paste or something stupid.  Or a big mess of vegetables between bread that they think is soooo fabulous.