The DUches would probably all die if you made them run a hundred yards. I ain't too worried.
Well, duh! The DUmmies are the ultimate Internet Tough Guys, they never back up any of their words.
Though, these idiotic threads do lead to a lot of humor for us.
They talk about how they'd imagine they'd boldly step up, tens of millions of citizens would instantly join them, and follow them into battle. They'd sweep past the evil cops, taking them down without even a single injury on their own side, then take over the government and execute every Republican and every rich person in the country, and go on to rule it as a beautiful Communist utopia.
In real life, most would never leave their basement. The few that did, and started something, would be hilariously taken down by the cops (Probably in really humiliating ways that would be recorded and put on Youtube) in a matter of minutes.