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Offline BattleHymn

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primitive is fat, sick, and nearly dead
« on: April 10, 2016, 01:55:11 PM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/11541112

This thread could have been made by the Big Guy or nads, but it wasn't.  It's also an older thread from a long burned out campfire, but hilarious in its failure:


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Fri Apr 19, 2013, 12:44 PM
jambo101 (620 posts)

Fat,sick and nearly dead

Kinda describes me to a tee, at 65yrs old,90lbs overweight, diabetes out of control its time for some drastic measures. Going to give this a try..
http://www.rebootwithjoe.com/

Fat, sick and nearly dead kinda describes a lot of the primitives to a tee. 

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Fri Apr 19, 2013, 03:16 PM
Star Member wryter2000 (34,254 posts)
2. Go for it!

I'm 64 and was eighty pounds overweight. No diabetes, but lots of arthritis. I had both knees replaced.

I've lost almost 40 pounds through lots of exercise (an hour a day, six days a week on a recumbent exercise bike) and with a Lose It app on my Nook.

I can do this, and so can you!

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Thu Apr 25, 2013, 01:27 PM
Star Member womanofthehills (616 posts)
4. I bought the juicer

and lost 6 lbs in one week. Now I only juice once a day for dinner. My fav juice is organic - carrot, celery, red pepper and apple. I've maintained my weight loss for a month and I'm planning to go on the all juice diet again to see if I can lose another 5.
My skin looks really good from juicing.

One WHOLE month!  Such willpower.  Our OP primitive can beat a month, right?  Right?? 


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Mon Apr 29, 2013, 04:56 PM
jambo101 (620 posts)
6. Day 1

The craving for real food is intense, not much i can do about it if i want to succeed on the program and by default lose weight and improve health.
Kids are having tacos for supper and the guy next door is cooking steaks on his BBQ, i'm drinking a glass of grass. 


Day 2 was skipped, for some reason.  Maybe he was too constipated from drinking "grass" to eat.

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Wed May 1, 2013, 10:19 AM
jambo101 (620 posts)
7. Day 3

Craving for food still intense, feeling weak and unmotivated, after sleeping 12 hours last night at 10am i'm going back to bed, good thing i'm retired,i dont have to call in sick..

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Wed May 1, 2013, 04:08 PM
jambo101 (620 posts)
9. Its tough

And i'm really noticing how much we can become addicted to food.
In my case its a succeed or die early type of motivation, even with that threat hanging over my head i cheated today and had two slices of turkey breast luncheon meat..I cant believe people do this for 60 days..

Already cheating by day 3.  What did you expect?

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Sat May 4, 2013, 04:30 PM
jambo101 (620 posts)
12. Day 6

Not going well today, the feeling of emptiness is overwhelming, not sure how much more of this constant craving for food i can take. I also have to ultimately deal with the delema of adopting a dietary lifestyle of not putting any weight i lose back on, thats going to be very tough as i sit here dreaming of devouring all manner of deep fried food when the diet ends.

Uh oh...

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Wed May 8, 2013, 04:28 PM
jambo101 (620 posts)
14. Day 10

Reached a temporary weight loss plateau at 15lbs. dont feel much better just hungry. i'm also starting to worry about whether i have what it takes to commit to the lifestyle change its going to take at the end of this 60 day juice diet to not put the weight back on as food in the future will be relegated mostly to vegetarian with the occasional piece of fish.If i cant change to that new dietary lifestyle i'll gain the weight back as fast as i lost it making the whole exercise a pointless endeavor.

And less than two weeks later, the endeavor is all over:

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Thu May 9, 2013, 02:09 PM
jambo101 (620 posts)
15. Day 12 and its over

I could deal with the constant feeling of hunger but i couldnt deal with the daily low blood sugar bouts and the frequent leg cramps.
Today i woke up at 10am sweating profusely with barely enough strength to reach the sugar pills beside the bed, after chewing on a few a major leg cramp occurred but due to low blood sugar i didnt have the energy to get out of bed so 10 minutes of extreme agony ensued.I guess if i'm to lose weight it will be through sensible diet rather than a radical approach of all juice for 60 days.
In the mean time i'll continue to supplement my diet with a juice once or twice a day and try to lay off the unhealthy foods that make us obese in the first place..

The primitive manages to waddle in and check in a year later with an update:

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Tue Jul 29, 2014, 05:19 PM
jambo101 (620 posts)
24. Fast forward a year

I'm now up to 265lbs and its time to try this juicing diet again, ,this time its not all juicing as it takes stronger resolve than i have to accomplish a full juice fast so second time around its=
a juice at 7am
handfull of almonds at 10am
a smoothie at noon
another handful of nuts at 3pm
and for supper an 8oz juice and a small paleo dinner
So far so good as on day 5 i'm down 10lbs..

And a few days later:

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Thu Aug 21, 2014, 04:43 PM
jambo101 (620 posts)
26. I cant do it/

Congratulations on your success Trajan.
.I got a week in this time,before giving up, lost about 10lbs but i just find the juicing diet too extreme,unnatural and unsustainable,
i've since came up with a sustainable alternative, its called becoming a vegetarian,been a vegetarian for a little over a week now and its something i can handle, i'm down another 10lbs and my diabetic medication has been cut in half , I'm basically following the Dr Joel Furhman dietary lifestyle.


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Re: primitive is fat, sick, and nearly dead
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2016, 02:19:20 PM »
If that character had been a diabetic very long, he should have known better than to try that "juicing" fad diet. If the juices lacked sugars, he should have crashed in insulin shock, possibly fatal. If the juices did have sugars, they would have had him on a blood sugar roller coaster, as the sugars would be mostly quickly assimilated and quickly dissipated simple sugars. Weight loss is a complicated thing for diabetics, and he should have gotten his doctor to pre-approve whatever he attempted, and maybe monitor his progress. Given his inclination to try this fad diet, I suspect he's pretty suspicious and negative about "Western Medicine".

Similarly, the "realization" he posted in Post #12 is something he should have known beforehand, and been another reason not to attempt this fad diet. During the period of weight loss the person doing it should also develop and practice the kind of diet and physical routines that (s)he will live for the rest of their lives. IOW, precisely what this fad diet was not.

The thread was begun nearly 3 years ago. I wonder whether he's still alive and how well he might be. Not that any diet/exercise combo would have been effective against the ideological fat in his head.
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