DUmmy "Fuddnik"'s bumper sticker bouncy

[Tess Anderson]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027719839

Mon Mar 28, 2016, 06:21 AM
Fuddnik (8,365 posts)

So, I had an encounter with a Limbicile yesterday.


I deliver pizzas a couple of days a week, mainly for beer and golf money. I don't need the job, but it keeps me occupied.

Our shop is in a small strip mall, that we share with a sports bar, a Jimmy Johns franchise, and an AT&T store.

So I walked out to my car for a delivery, and heard some idiot behind my car ranting and raving about ****ing assholes (he saw my Bernie 2016, and Feel the Bern bumperstickers on my car) Since I was on the clock, and my boss treats me pretty well, I really didn't want to engage with the nutcase anyway, so I tried to ignore him. He wouldn't let up as I was backing out and demanded to know if I was a Communist or an asshole. I told him both, and I was just 'feelin' the Bern, and that I was delighted at having ruined his day.

I could still hear him frothing at the mouth as I drove away. I mean seriously, dude. If I'd had 10 minutes to spare, I could have had you ready to be fitted for a straight jacket.

  of course they all believe it but this nut has to be the world's oldest delivery boy, he's 64.

[fatboy]

It's only for beer money. 

[BattleHymn]

DUmmy Fuddnik has went from being a broke cab driver to a 1%er who only delivers pizzas for fun in only two years:

Sun Feb 2, 2014, 11:51 AM
Fuddnik (8,371 posts)
58. Taxi Cab Confessions. "Get A Job, Hippie" Edition.

Sorry I haven't been around much. But you have to put in a lot of hours to make any money in this business.

My original plan was to just work days, for maybe 12 hours a day, but I've changed my mind and decided to work mostly nights now. It has to do mainly with money. You lease your cab for about $95 per day, and figure your next 40-60 dollars go for gas. The rest is yours. So, you don't make anything until you've cracked about $150. On days, they have a lot of Medicaid accounts that pay a reduced, fixed rate based on mileage to transport Medicaid patients. The rate pays about half of what the meter rate pays. And the Medicaid patients never give a tip. And you are only allowed to transport them from point A to point B. No stops in between. So they get pissed off when won't stop to let them fill their prescriptions or stop at the bank on the way.

Drunks and strippers are much more generous, and they pay the full rate, usually with a generous tip. One of them at night is worth about 3 of the daytime accounts.

And then there are the Scientologists. Their World Headquarters is in Clearwater, and they bring them in from all over the globe for brainwashing, aka, training. They start off at someplace near Countryside Mall, and book a taxi to their lodging. Problem is, I've had 3 from Russia, and 1 from Germany that speak no English at all, and you've got to figure out where they need to go. Fun. First you have to figure out that they're Scientologists, then figure out where they want to go. They have several places. One guy handed me a bus schedule, and pointed that that was where he wanted to go. And that was one of my first days on the job. I tried finding the bus station he was pointing at, and after searching fr a while (meter running) he got out paid me and walked to a hotel near the bus station. You'd think they would provide them with an address or something.

About another month of this shit, and I'll go back to being a retired professional golfer. And SMW poster.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1116&pid=47599

[SVPete]

Low-grade . The angry right-winger didn't jump out of any bushes, and wasn't converted to a Bern-Out by Fudd's crushing rejoinder.

Now if Fudd had said the right-winger had walked by, slowly, shaking his head and chuckling, that I could believe. It's what I do when I walk by a certain neighborhood house that has multiple Bernie stickers in it windows.

[Karin]

And of course, this prompted all sorts of competing bouncies.  These are just a sample, there's a bunch more of them over there. 

Response to Fritz Walter (Reply #12)

Mon Mar 28, 2016, 07:32 AM

Star Member CurtEastPoint (6,355 posts)

13. Last week I saw a young Hispanic couple in the car behind me craning to see my Bernie sticker and
 
gave me big two thumbs up and the guy leaned out the window and yelled FEEL THE BERN!

watoos (440 posts)

16. I live in Alabama

half way between Pittsburgh and Philly.
I wear my Bernie hat, shirt, hoodie, all of the time. I get, "nice shirt," from the young'uns, and I get glares from the old Limbiciles. I'm waiting for an ignorant remark but haven't gotten one yet. When the "Commie" line comes out I'm ready with something like, Yeah, any time someone wants to represent the people they are labeled a commie by the elites. It's sad that so many people fall for the propaganda.

  That'll shut em up for sure!   

And a very poorly written bouncy:

Response to Fuddnik (Original post)

Mon Mar 28, 2016, 09:11 AM

dembotoz (8,950 posts)

26. over the years my cars have been keyed, cut off and years ago my wife was forced off the road
sometimes a bumper sticker is an act of courage......

funny aside....years ago, my first day on a new job.
I started at a very republican company...i mean photos of various employees standing next to bush jr hanging on the walls republican.....as i heard latter from a fellow employee who has become a good friend....they saw my bumper stickers on my car and the comment was...oh jesus...charlie hired a democrat...wonder how long he is gonna last

Response to Fuddnik (Original post)

Mon Mar 28, 2016, 05:18 PM

ffr (3,146 posts)

57. I would have went off on him

'Yeah, if I'm the communist, then you (idiot behind my car) are the nitwit that enabled our country, through two elections, to go to war on lies and sent our financial markets into collapse, the worst since the 1929 depression. And you're the kind of moron who votes against your own best interests and has enabled GOP obstruction these past 8 years. THANK YOU, YOU T*RD! Get back in your stupid vehicle you unpatriotic POS and don't ever let me see your Fcuking face again.'
 

 

[fatboy]

Because everyone I know, and especially the smart ones, makes a decision on who to vote for based on bumper stickers. This is normal, right?

[thundley4]

Because everyone I know, and especially the smart ones, makes a decision on who to vote for based on bumper stickers. This is normal, right?

That makes as much sense as voting for someone because they have a vajayjay.

[Fourwinds]

I live in a state well known for its liberal tendencies and I have never encountered anything similar to these stories. Where O' where are all of these brave liberals hanging out?