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Offline thundley4

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Re: News breaks. Nads breaks it some more
« Reply #25 on: February 21, 2016, 09:22:51 PM »
Are those Chips Ahoy! cookies on the floor of the cage, over on the right?

Jesus wept.

Yep. gNads killed her parrot by feeding it chocolate. Add murderer to her list of abilities.

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Re: News breaks. Nads breaks it some more
« Reply #26 on: February 21, 2016, 10:53:50 PM »
Yep. gNads killed her parrot by feeding it chocolate. Add murderer to her list of abilities.
Not possible. nadin is a self-recognized authority on parrot nutrition. She pointed this out in several furious replies to DUmmies who dared to question her dead parrot's unorthodox living (and dying) conditions.

For example, when a parrot is in a bad mood, she feeds it a Snickers.

The "Chips Ahoy" cookies are actually nadin's personal stash. She hides them in the parrot cage to keep them from her husband.

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Re: News breaks. Nads breaks it some more
« Reply #27 on: February 22, 2016, 12:11:06 AM »
Something wrong there. Parrots and sailors go together.
I think gNads throttled the bird out of jealousy.
What a gNasty scrunt.
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Re: News breaks. Nads breaks it some more
« Reply #28 on: February 22, 2016, 12:20:47 AM »
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