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Does she shit in a box and then lick herself clean?  That might be a deal-breaker.
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Did SubwayCat immigrate?

No way, that ***** is much fresher than the skeezy old Subway Cat.

Sex with her would be a good time,  but she probably wouldn't go for doggy style.
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Does it use the male or female litter box?
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Re: Meet Nano, The Norwegian Woman Who Says She’s A Cat . . .
« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2016, 12:35:11 PM »
No way, that ***** is much fresher than the skeezy old Subway Cat.

Sex with her would be a good time,  but she probably wouldn't go for doggy style.

She probably calls it "kitty style." :whistling:
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No way is she a Norske. Looks Swedish to me.
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So going by primitive logic, since it believes it is a cat, it must indeed be a cat.  See bruce Jenner as an example.
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That definitely ain't the Subway Kitty Kat.  This bipedal feline erectus is somewhat cute. The SKK has never been on the same page in Websters with the word cute. 

To be quite honest, the SKK is butt freaking ugly. Both inside and outside.  Always has been and always will be.... right up to the day the last of her 9 lives runs out.

Personally I think the SKK would make a great zombie extra in the Walking Dead.  The show would save on makeup and scare the living shit out of the viewers.  Cheap too. They could pay her with a 50 pound bag of Friskies and a pound of cat nip. 
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SubwayCat, is that you?
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To be quite honest, the SKK is butt freaking ugly. Both inside and outside.  Always has been and always will be.... right up to the day the last of her 9 lives runs out.
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Good Lord, she is pathetic!. Not even a good actor. Must've been rejected by her local Furries With Benefits group!
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