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Offline I_B_Perky

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Re: At Least I'll Be Able To Keep Warm In My Car.. A bouncy
« Reply #25 on: January 21, 2016, 06:28:23 PM »
Quote from: landofconfusion80 on January 21, 2016, 11:49:20 AM
I thought about that, but many companies have required 401k contributions so the primitive took whatever elections turned up first and forgot about it

I thought the federal government made it automatic and you had to opt out now?  I may be incorrect, would not be the first time, won't be the last... I could swear though that I read something about it a while back.

Anyway... for whatever reason the dummie contributed his/her/its not so hard earned money into it and those evil repubs stole it!!!!!

Obama is president? Don't matter! It was the evil rethugs!!!!  Bernie gonna fix it all!!!
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Re: At Least I'll Be Able To Keep Warm In My Car.. A bouncy
« Reply #26 on: January 21, 2016, 07:10:51 PM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on January 21, 2016, 06:28:23 PM
I thought the federal government made it automatic and you had to opt out now?  I may be incorrect, would not be the first time, won't be the last... I could swear though that I read something about it a while back.

Anyway... for whatever reason the dummie contributed his/her/its not so hard earned money into it and those evil repubs stole it!!!!!

Obama is president? Don't matter! It was the evil rethugs!!!!  Bernie gonna fix it all!!!
Dunno about the feds, just left one company cause they didn't offer any retirement, just some sort of goofy gain share program. 
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Re: At Least I'll Be Able To Keep Warm In My Car.. A bouncy
« Reply #27 on: January 21, 2016, 07:40:14 PM »
Quote from: landofconfusion80 on January 21, 2016, 07:10:51 PM
Dunno about the feds, just left one company cause they didn't offer any retirement, just some sort of goofy gain share program.

Well I got curious and went looking.  I found it.  I thought I had read it somewhere. From what I read here, it is not mandated, just establishes that a company can do it.  Story of my life.... half right, half wrong... except when it comes to women. Then I am 150 percent wrong 200 hundred percent of the time.   :cheersmate:

http://www.journalofaccountancy.com/issues/2007/feb/automaticenrollmentrulesfor401kplans.html
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Re: At Least I'll Be Able To Keep Warm In My Car.. A bouncy
« Reply #28 on: January 22, 2016, 12:19:46 AM »
This is one of those threads that make me regret American automakers abandoned the full-sized bench seat.

My Ford is almost as comfortable as my sofa at home, but a previous owner bypassed the heater core.
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Re: At Least I'll Be Able To Keep Warm In My Car.. A bouncy
« Reply #29 on: January 22, 2016, 03:34:52 AM »
Quote from: Chris_ on January 22, 2016, 12:19:46 AM
This is one of those threads that make me regret American automakers abandoned the full-sized bench seat.

My Ford is almost as comfortable as my sofa at home, but a previous owner bypassed the heater core.

They abandoned full-sized cars, too. You have to be under five foot tall to stretch out in the back seat now.
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Re: At Least I'll Be Able To Keep Warm In My Car.. A bouncy
« Reply #30 on: January 22, 2016, 04:27:24 AM »
What about social security?

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Re: At Least I'll Be Able To Keep Warm In My Car.. A bouncy
« Reply #31 on: January 22, 2016, 10:44:56 AM »
Quote from: delilahmused on January 22, 2016, 04:27:24 AM
What about social security?

Cindie

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Re: At Least I'll Be Able To Keep Warm In My Car.. A bouncy
« Reply #32 on: January 23, 2016, 11:36:15 AM »
Quote from: DLR Pyro on January 20, 2016, 01:50:04 PM
Is this DUmmy channeling Bobo?  Does he drive a Buick too?

That was the 1st thing I thought of too.  :-)
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Re: At Least I'll Be Able To Keep Warm In My Car.. A bouncy
« Reply #33 on: January 24, 2016, 03:23:43 PM »
I'll just put this right here, for lurking DUmmies.  Money shot within first fifteen seconds:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEyPkY0Kf-Y[/youtube]
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Re: At Least I'll Be Able To Keep Warm In My Car.. A bouncy
« Reply #34 on: January 24, 2016, 03:37:32 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on January 24, 2016, 03:23:43 PM
I'll just put this right here, for lurking DUmmies.  Money shot within first fifteen seconds:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEyPkY0Kf-Y[/youtube]



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