Star Member Octafish (50,472 posts)
Who are we fighting in Afghanistan?
The Taliban?
ISIS?
The Soviets?
The television screen doesn't say.
Help me out, please.
Help us out.
For anyone who is unaware of the phenomenon of Octafish, (a) I envy you, and (b) he's the Official Promulgator of All Things Conspiracy on DU, with an almost exclusive focus on JFK. He is also obsessed with the Bush family.Octafish is one of those assholes who attempts to appear intelligent by responding to anything anyone says with elliptical rhetoric, usually dealing with "banksters," the CIA, and/or the Bushes. He believes that this makes him look informed, when in fact he's just another longhair obsessed with data points that don't connect to anything else.
In this episode, he makes a vague accusation that we don't know who we are fighting in Afghanistan. Because Octafish is what is commonly referred to as a
****ing *****, he cannot conceive of the fact that there are actual men in Afghanistan who are fighting a nasty blend of Islamic scum who would slit Octafish's throat before he could finish the thought, "
Hey, George W. Bush really grew a convincing beard!"
Because other DUmmies wish to seem "in the know," they play along:
mwrguy (2,426 posts)
3. Brown people
They talk funny and worship diffrnt.
Which yields...
Star Member Octafish (50,472 posts)
12. Brown people are ottomanitacally enemy.
They're crappy work habits, too.
Democrats Pay Black Staffers 30% Less
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/08/11/washington-s-race-pay-gap.html
See what he does there? Adds irrelevant detail to appear smarter. What an asshole.
And then I got bored.
One of my dearest wishes in life is that the Bush clan travels to Michigan, drags Octafish to a secluded area, and then leaves him to fend for himself while they drive away in a series of stretch limousines. Maybe Poppy Bush runs over Octafish's foot with his wheelchair, too.
