Ultimate Thanksgiving Bouncy: Grayson will argue with your GOP Uncle for $3!

[GOP Congress]

You can't make this stuff up. Alan Grayson has the Ultimate DU Bouncy prize: He will argue with your GOP relative at Thanksgiving dinner to the winner of the jackpot! Only 3 bucks to enter.

Iwillnevergiveup (8,415 posts)

A Grayson T'giving offer
Well worth a $3.00 contribution.


"Most of you know Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia for being a person dedicated to marriage inequality and no healthcare for the poor, for being the “Originalist Gangster,” and most of all, for being one of the most conservative Supreme Court Justices in the history of the United States.

But long before he was writing snarky dissents as a member of the Highest Court in the Land, he was one of my bosses. That’s right. I may be one of the most progressive members of Congress today, but I was a “law clerk” for the U.S. Court of Appeals for the D.C. Circuit thirty years ago, and I worked directly with one of the most conservative members of the future Supreme Court. I was already a strong progressive back then (I also worked with Ruth Bader Ginsburg, “Notorious RGB”), but “Nino” and I had plenty of very interesting conversations about politics. If you had been looking over our shoulders, you might have called some of them arguments. Tune in C-SPAN sometime, and you’ll see that I still have such arguments, with a different set of high-level interlocutors.

Maybe you do, too. Maybe there is someone in your life with whom you debate, like that.
This Thanksgiving, I want to use my idiot-savant talent for arguing with Republicans to help out one lucky Grayson supporter. You know that Republican in your family who always tries to get into a political debate with you over Thanksgiving dinner? This year, they can argue with me instead. Chip in $3 or more now to be entered to win a call from me to your most conservative relative, on Thanksgiving >>

Remember, I’ve spent my entire career arguing with top Republicans (and winning). I have graduate degrees from Harvard in public policy and law. Your Obamacare-hating, Fox-News-watching, anti-union uncle (or your aunt, brother, brother-in-law, I don’t discriminate against right-wing nut jobs) doesn’t stand a chance against me.
Contribute $3 or more now to be entered to win a call from me to your Republican relative on Thanksgiving – oh, the fun! >"
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Courage,
Rep. Alan Grayson
Candidate for U.S. Senate

Apparently, no takers, at least no replies. Must be tough. Ironically, he may win the Rubio seat if there isn't a decent conservative to take over the seat.

Gobble gobble gobble Mr. Grayson

[obumazombie]

Will he be sober enough to dodge city busses while DUI in his mercedes ?
All socialists should drive cars made exclusively in socialist countries.

[GOP Congress]

I wish I were still there as Ban. I would have paid the $3, probably would have been the only one so I get the prize.

Then, would have had to talk to his crazy cousin Jonah Kyle. That would have been an interesting discussion (me being Jonah, of course).  Since he is probably in Florida, a 2-party recording permission state, I'd have to ask permission to record the "discussion" but I'm sure his ego would have agreed.

Ohhhh, the missed opportunities...

[Delmar]

I wouldn't argue with that unhinged leftist loon.  I would ask him if he is still beating his wife.  Not a rhetorical device.  I really want to know if he is still beating his wife.

[Skul]

Alan learned from the incident with the wife.
He's taken to just beating what's between his legs.
Naturally, being a liberal, it's a short "fight".
After two slaps, his little opponent snorts and falls limp.
Poor little thang.    

[USA4ME]

... but “Nino” and I had plenty of very interesting conversations about politics. If you had been looking over our shoulders, you might have called some of them arguments.

Well that explains a lot. He'd lose arguments with Scalia and take it out by beating his wife.

I can think of nothing I'd want more to happen on T-giving than to get a phone call from from some self-loathing, wild-eyed, lying Yid. The line couldn't disconnect quick enough.

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[FlaGator]

I noticed he never promised to win the argument.

[Ralph Wiggum]

I noticed he never promised to win the argument.

Shockingly...

[DumbAss Tanker]

Who would want to waste any of their day arguing with that wife-beating blowhard hammerhead?  It'd be a dead loss for the uncle from the moment he picked up the phone...not in the argument, but in the irretrievable minutes of life wasted on it.