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Offline Ralph Wiggum

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Re: I said I liked grocery store bouncy's. Right on cue, here is one.
« Reply #25 on: November 06, 2015, 04:05:40 PM »
Oh so you missed the original bouncies?  A little history: Back circa 2003-2005. The original bouncie, by a Dummie of the female type, whose handle was bouncy ball, was a hoot!  Cops jumped out of the bushes. This was when Bush was president. It is probably around here somewhere. If not, might be at conservativeunderground.com  Then the dummies, not to be outdone, all came up with bouncies.

The ones you see now are nothing compared to the originals.
In the sub forum of the DUmpster, "The DUmping Ground", there are links to the original threads.

One is called something like "Bouncy Ball's Greatest Hits".  The other is titled something like "My neighbor was racially profiled".  The DUmmy RandomKoolZip claiming his tale of his Indian acquaintance being racially profiled while walking in a zig zag pattern.  A true classic, IMHO.
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Re: I said I liked grocery store bouncy's. Right on cue, here is one.
« Reply #26 on: November 06, 2015, 06:18:17 PM »
Sorry I missed that, I'm late to the party.  Before I knew this place existed (found out about it from DU of all places) I would troll DU, after a while it was getting dull with the exception of the bouncies, would read every one of them!

No problem! CC has it covered.  It has been recorded for all posterity. Once something gets out on the internet, it is out there forever.  You got to check it out. You will laugh for hours.  H5 to Ralph for the reminder. I completely forgot about The Dumping Ground.

In the sub forum of the DUmpster, "The DUmping Ground", there are links to the original threads.

One is called something like "Bouncy Ball's Greatest Hits".  The other is titled something like "My neighbor was racially profiled".  The DUmmy RandomKoolZip claiming his tale of his Indian acquaintance being racially profiled while walking in a zig zag pattern.  A true classic, IMHO.
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Re: I said I liked grocery store bouncy's. Right on cue, here is one.
« Reply #27 on: November 07, 2015, 12:21:20 PM »
I'd forgotten about the Bouncy Greatest Hits, too!  That should provide tons of reading pleasure for Jb2. 

That business of injecting the races of the characters into the OP bouncy made me LOL.  Also the lady who listed the places to register to vote.  Happens every day.

Over at the thread, a fight immediately breaks out between a DUmmie who says people at her church love Hildabeast, and another who says "church is not a slice of American life.  Have you been to a mosque?"  Then, a funny drunken post:

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193. I work with two muslins; They have invited us to the mosque

The men a were work with are very sexist: but they
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181. Manhattan.

Yeah, I'm sure you're speaking to a broad demographic such as people making 7.25/hr with no personal savings or wealth.

Might want to try outside of somewhere property sells in 7 digit territory on the low end.

Someone's not buying it:

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Re: I said I liked grocery store bouncy's. Right on cue, here is one.
« Reply #28 on: November 07, 2015, 01:04:00 PM »
"Twaddle" ???  That sounds like something gNads would type and misspell.
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Re: I said I liked grocery store bouncy's. Right on cue, here is one.
« Reply #29 on: November 07, 2015, 04:37:34 PM »
"Twaddle" ???  That sounds like something gNads would type and misspell.

Or fizzy's pet name for her lady parts.
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Re: I said I liked grocery store bouncy's. Right on cue, here is one.
« Reply #30 on: November 07, 2015, 05:31:24 PM »
Yoohoo, Aerows.
I found your little buddy.

Then-Chief Justice John Marshall observed, “Between a balanced republic and a democracy, the difference is like that between order and chaos.”

John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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Re: I said I liked grocery store bouncy's. Right on cue, here is one.
« Reply #31 on: November 07, 2015, 07:18:14 PM »
I wear my Trump MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN hat when I walk the dog.  No one has been converted OR moved to attack me like a rabid DUmmie.  I usually get a smile and either, oh, you're for Trump, or I'm voting for Ben...Rubio..and most often Trump.  But then, unlike some of you unfortunate people at the cave who live among crazed Bernie bots and depraved Hitlary worshipers, my neighbors are sane and trustworthy.  Too bad we live so damn close to the Mexican border with all the criminal fence hoppers that brings.
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Re: I said I liked grocery store bouncy's. Right on cue, here is one.
« Reply #32 on: November 08, 2015, 07:50:39 AM »
In the sub forum of the DUmpster, "The DUmping Ground", there are links to the original threads.

One is called something like "Bouncy Ball's Greatest Hits".  The other is titled something like "My neighbor was racially profiled".  The DUmmy RandomKoolZip claiming his tale of his Indian acquaintance being racially profiled while walking in a zig zag pattern.  A true classic, IMHO.

Thanks, going to check it out now!

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Re: I said I liked grocery store bouncy's. Right on cue, here is one.
« Reply #33 on: November 08, 2015, 09:14:37 AM »
If you aren't liberal at 20, you have no heart
If you aren't conservative at 40, you have no brain.

 :bouncy: I was quite amused recently when a couple of generally liberal FB friends (from a non-political social context) posted/"Liked" "No More Free Shit". :bouncy: Both are younger than me, but over 40.
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Re: I said I liked grocery store bouncy's. Right on cue, here is one.
« Reply #34 on: November 08, 2015, 09:21:03 AM »
I guess I had no heart as I voted for Reagan when I was 21 in 1984. I would have voted for him in '80 but I was only 17.

Oh, and this primitive is still suffering from raccoon rabies -- she's brain dead and should be put out of her misery

Yeah, I, too, had a functioning brain before I grew a heart. Or maybe actually working some and seeing my Dad, a farmer, work while growing up triggered early brain growth that balanced my heart.
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Re: I said I liked grocery store bouncy's. Right on cue, here is one.
« Reply #35 on: November 08, 2015, 09:27:24 AM »
:bouncy: I was quite amused recently when a couple of generally liberal FB friends (from a non-political social context) posted/"Liked" "No More Free Shit". :bouncy: Both are younger than me, but over 40.

Nowadays, just about everyone I know is younger than me. :(
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Re: I said I liked grocery store bouncy's. Right on cue, here is one.
« Reply #36 on: November 08, 2015, 09:29:48 AM »
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193. I work with two muslins ...

 :rotf: ! Literally, :rotf: !

Muslins? Muslins? Doesn't this chemically-impaired DU-member realize that people who wear sheets are members of the KKK?!

Now I think about it, ME Muslims hate Jews and enslaved blacks, who they disdain. A connection? "Parallel Planet Development" (i.e. culture)?
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Re: I said I liked grocery store bouncy's. Right on cue, here is one.
« Reply #37 on: November 08, 2015, 09:33:25 AM »
Nowadays, just about everyone I know is younger than me. :(

I know what you mean! I recently placed 2nd among men of my age group in a small half marathon ... because there were all of 2 men of my age group in the race. The other 60-something guy finished half an hour or an hour ahead of me ...
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