They can't even TRY to support their bouncies with evidence: offensive homework

[freedumb2003b]

"You want to get your plane back to the Navy battleship in the Persian Gulf?"

Who the f*ck writes this crap?

The Germans, right after they bombed Pearl Harbor.

[tanstaafl]

Step 1: Let a=b.
Step 2: Then a^2 = ab,
Step 3: a^2 + a^2 = a^2 + ab,
Step 4: 2 a^2 = a^2 + ab,
Step 5: 2 a^2 - 2 ab = a^2 + ab - 2 ab,
Step 6: and 2 a^2 - 2 ab = a^2 - ab.
Step 7: This can be written as 2 (a^2 - a b) = 1 (a^2 - a b),
Step 8: and cancelling the (a^2 - ab) from both sides gives 1=2.


Thus 1=2

I did the calculations using my palm pilot and ink pen. You were incorrect, FB2003b, the correct answer is 1=potato.
It's obvious you are an adherent to the common core screw up the kid math.

[Patriot Guard Rider]

The Germans, right after they bombed Pearl Harbor.

Bluto? Is that you? What were they supposed to do ya moron?

[Big Dog]

Check out the super sekrit "editing" done by CoffeeCat.

The whole thing looks like it was written by gNads, who has a history of sucking donkey balls- in Ensenada.

[Patriot Guard Rider]

I did the calculations using my palm pilot and ink pen. You were incorrect, FB2003b, the correct answer is 1=potato.
It's obvious you are an adherent to the common core screw up the kid math.

1=potatoe, or melon, or strawberries. Please explain your answer using the example of farmer jones callously murdering innocent wheat or corn stalks. Then write a letter to farmer jones explaining why exterminating moles is a bad idea. (using common core)

[dutch508]

The whole thing looks like it was written by gNads, who has a history of sucking donkey balls- in Ensenada.

You are currently at Baghdad?


The poor DUmp Monkiez wrote herself a 'test'...

[thundley4]

Step 1: Let a=b.
Step 2: Then a^2 = ab,
Step 3: a^2 + a^2 = a^2 + ab,
Step 4: 2 a^2 = a^2 + ab,
Step 5: 2 a^2 - 2 ab = a^2 + ab - 2 ab,
Step 6: and 2 a^2 - 2 ab = a^2 - ab.
Step 7: This can be written as 2 (a^2 - a b) = 1 (a^2 - a b),
Step 8: and cancelling the (a^2 - ab) from both sides gives 1=2.


Thus 1=2

But, given that a = b and a^2 = ab, then a^2 - ab = 0. It's impossible to divide by zero.

[dutch508]

So, if you were to leave from say, El Paso in a B52 to bomb those cities, and you were traveling at 500 km per hour, considering the rotation of the earth, how long would it take you to fly to Myrtle Beach for a family vacation and how much fuel would you use?

Well, like they say in orbital mechanics, "It's not so much an issue of flying but just not falling the wrong rate...

[Patriot Guard Rider]

But, given that a = b and a^2 = ab, then a^2 - ab = 0. It's impossible to divide by zero.

Dividing by 0 is acceptable provided farmer jones apologizes for using modern farming equipment dumping untold amounts of co2 into the atmosphere. The proper answer isn't 0, it's whatever you can justify (using common core).

So there.

[Big Dog]

You are currently at Baghdad?


The poor DUmp Monkiez wrote herself a 'test'...

It would really be scary if it was real. Good thing it's the misbegotten spawn of a Dummy's imagination.

[USA4ME]

Check out the super sekrit "editing" done by CoffeeCat.

"You have enough fuel to travel a 200km."

travel a 200km???

"You have 200km with of fuel."

with of fuel???

I'd be more concerned of the teacher's poor grammar than I would the questions on the test.

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[Boudicca]

Fellow Cavers,
while all of your answers are brilliant and admittedly quite above my brain's capacity...so I didn't read them except to be baffled by your scintillating knowledge of math...none of you posed this simple query.

WHO THE HELL GOT CLOSE ENOUGH TO THIS BITCH TO PROCREATE WITH HER? 

Are we SURE a sperm donor could have braved the acidic environs of her toxic womb to implant a child?

And if such a baby took root, are we SURE she didn't have Planned Parenthood suck it out to sell its parts and split the proceeds with her?

[dutch508]

Fellow Cavers,
while all of your answers are brilliant and admittedly quite above my brain's capacity...so I didn't read them except to be baffled by your scintillating knowledge of math...none of you posed this simple query.

WHO THE HELL GOT CLOSE ENOUGH TO THIS BITCH TO PROCREATE WITH HER? 

Are we SURE a sperm donor could have braved the acidic environs of her toxic womb to implant a child?

And if such a baby took root, are we SURE she didn't have Planned Parenthood suck it out to sell its parts and split the proceeds with her?

Sometimes... the whiskey... it ****s you up...

 

[SVPete]

Check out the super sekrit "editing" done by CoffeeCat.

I'd like to say, with certainty, that no teacher would be semi-literate to such a degree as to have composed that "test". The. Grammar. Is. Atrocious. Not to mention the blatant Malaprop and ignorance of US Navy ships (the last 2 battleships that were in commission were the Wisconsin and Iowa, and they were taken out of commission in 1991!).

So while there is some possibility that "test" is genuine, I serious, seriously, doubt it. I think it far more likely that the delay in posting it was due to composing it (with rather obvious haste).

[Boudicca]

Sometimes... the whiskey... it ****s you up...

 

Uhhh.
I think that with the birth of every dimmie out there, not only copious amounts of whiskey were involved, but many head droppings, and botched PP abortions.
These current dems are the rejects from PP pay for parts murdering researchers.

[DUKOTA]

OP has now been deleted.

[jukin]

CoffeeCat (20,172 posts)
20. Can you imagine how people in the United States would react...

...if some ninth grader from Iraq or Syria had this for a homework question:

"You have 200 km worth of fuel. You are leaving the Canadian/US border. You want to bomb Detroit, Chicago and Minneapolis then return. Will you make it? Please explain your answer.

I mean...seriously!

I'd say it would be a good start to get all three. However, judging by the grammar and other FUs my guess is it is a test from one of those inner cities. I would also hazard a guess that the "teacher" doesn't read cursive.

[Karin]

    That fake document was HILARIOUS!  Right off the bat, the author says "you must be precocious with your latitude and longitude because there will be civilians..."  which set the whole thing up for comedy gold.  The atrocious grammar!  The fake military-speak!   The misplaced question  marks!   

Some DUmmies pick up on the errors.  It looks like most fell for the bouncy, though.
They're so gullible!  Year after year I've been watching them fall for one thing after another. 
 

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Wed Oct 28, 2015, 12:44 AM

Lint Head (12,261 posts)
7. Now that is subversive. Planting a thought while

asking a quiz question. It's pointless. The teacher should be repremanded.

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Response to Cleita (Reply #36)

Wed Oct 28, 2015, 07:55 AM

Codeine (15,348 posts)
87. It didn't happen.

It's a cheesy fantasy cooked up by the poster.

[Tess Anderson]

 

this isn't the first time Coffee has tried to pull this stunt:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022766628

she is another Dummy nutcase. Btw, this is the school she is defaming now:

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Ankeny-High-School/107853482571512

 

[Skul]

Fuel consumption is indicated  in pounds per hour. Never in distance/range.
What an asinine, contrived bouncy. 

[Skul]

Here ya go.
Check out the lower photo.

[franksolich]

Ta-da.

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