Ptarmigan offer donuts with sprinkles and super hot babes. They offer craft beer and hickory smoked bacon. They also try to save humanity from their destruction by bunnies.
Prove it
Ptarmigans keep it in a secret area so it does not get stolen by rabbits.
And this is why Bunnies are WAY ahead of the game. Photo proof of the benefits of Bunny membership goes back 65 years of more. No one knows or can offer any proof of ptarmigan bennies at all.
Hear is an early artists depection of a Bunny girl who brings Beer to YOU. Bunny supporters don't even have to get up to get their own beers.

Here are Bunny faction members spreading the message of love, peace and a special on deep fried Ptarmigans today only at the bunny club.
