Mom tried to smuggle drugs to jailed daughter in tampons

[Ptarmigan]

Mom tried to smuggle drugs to jailed daughter in tampons
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2015/10/14/Mom-tried-to-smuggle-drugs-to-jailed-daughter-in-tampons/9701444851021/

PORTLAND, Ore., Oct. 14 (UPI) -- An Oregon mother was sentenced to 30 days in jail for trying to smuggle meth and oxycodone to her incarcerated daughter by hiding the drugs in tampons.

Authorities said Elizabeth Kay Sparkman, 53, pleaded guilty in Multnomah County Circuit Court to conspiracy to supply contraband, delivery of meth and delivery of oxycodone after she tried to smuggle the drugs to her daughter Brandi Lynn Miller, 29, in March.

Miller, who was arrested Jan. 15 on an identity theft charge, had obtained special permission to receive treatment at a dental clinic in Gresham and the Multnomah County Sheriff's Office said Sparkman went in prior to Miller's appointment and taped tampon applicators filled with prescription painkiller oxycodone to the back of a toilet.

Mother encouraging her daughter's drug addiction. The enabler is just as bad. 

What are Elizabeth Kay Sparkman and Brandi Lynn Miller's DU name. 

[Boudicca]

Her mistake was she didn't shove the tampon up her own female orifice and extract it while visiting, when the guards weren't looking.
Why anyone in their right mind would ever be tempted to turn themselves into a Nancy Pelosi lookalike by doing meth is beyond me?

[obumazombie]

Criminal, and criminally stupid.
If she had any moxie she would do what all the other hardened criminals do...find a corrupt Guard to bribe.