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When animal experts attack: Zookeepers caught in love triangle
« on: October 15, 2015, 09:02:25 AM »
I absolutely love the first paragraph of this.  That's all I'm putting here.

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When animal experts attack: Zookeepers caught in love triangle

LONDON –  A former meerkat expert at London Zoo has been ordered to pay compensation to a monkey handler she attacked with a wine glass in a love spat over a llama-keeper.

Who the deuce writes this stuff?  Actually, the AP, but it's here via Fox News.

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2015/10/15/london-zoo-meerkat-expert-fined-for-assaulting-monkey-handler-in-dispute-over/?intcmp=hpbt4
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Re: When animal experts attack: Zookeepers caught in love triangle
« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2015, 10:20:32 AM »
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When animal experts attack: Zookeepers caught in love triangle

LONDON –  A former meerkat expert at London Zoo has been ordered to pay compensation to a monkey handler she attacked with a wine glass in a love spat over a llama-keeper.

I read that article just 5 minutes ago and was thinking the writer sure had a good time with that one!

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecFPU--vvf0[/youtube]
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Re: When animal experts attack: Zookeepers caught in love triangle
« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2015, 10:42:27 AM »
Meerkat, monkey, and llama? Sounds like The Lion King, After Dark!

At least one of them knows about that ol' monkey love.

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Re: When animal experts attack: Zookeepers caught in love triangle
« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2015, 10:59:29 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on October 15, 2015, 10:42:27 AM
At least one of them knows about that ol' monkey love.

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Re: When animal experts attack: Zookeepers caught in love triangle
« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2015, 08:45:01 PM »
Ah, a menagerie-a-trois!
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Re: When animal experts attack: Zookeepers caught in love triangle
« Reply #5 on: October 15, 2015, 09:59:17 PM »
3 zookeepers walk into a monkey bar...
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Re: When animal experts attack: Zookeepers caught in love triangle
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