Actually, I tell, more clearly, what theologically conservative Christians do not believe in, that which TMN actually lyingly misrepresents hates. Theologically conservative Christians do not believe in using the power of government to force believers and non-believers alike to fund "charities" with 75% overhead to "fulfill" Jesus' "command"*!
* Jesus commanded charity, from His followers, personally.
The thing that no prog will ever understand is that charity--freely giving from one's own pocket--benefits the donor as well as the recipient. When I have given to meet a need I see, I have felt blessed to be able to be part of that transaction.
I worked at a Christian non-profit, and we attempted to meet needs that the public welfare system didn't. Our funds were all private donations, and usually targetted to specific needs. Sometimes there were needs that fell outside of our own guidelines. I remember one time I wrote a $100 check to cover the cost of special order shoes for a client's big-footed teenager. Another time I bought a gas card for a family to visit a relative in a burn unit.
After I left that job, I went to work as a bank teller. One day a distraught young woman came in, wanting to take $$ from her father's account to pay for gas to be by her father's side after a serious motorcycle accident. Of course I couldn't do that, but I did reach into my own purse and gave her $50 to pay for gas to get there. She paid me back after everything was settled, but it was an experience neither one of us will ever forget.
Taxing people to put $$ into the greedy little hands of the perpetual hand-out crowd just pisses people off.