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Re: I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself
« Reply #25 on: September 10, 2015, 05:36:26 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on September 10, 2015, 03:42:29 AM
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You're as useful, or useless, as you make yourself out to be.

Usually because defending oneself/itself and being self-reliant requires WORK, and "work" is like soap to a DUmmie, holy water to vampires and garlic to werewolves.
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Re: I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself
« Reply #26 on: September 12, 2015, 12:14:13 PM »
I think what she was getting at was her "wife" likes to dress butch and keep her hair buzz cut.  She wore a tux to the wedding, while The Slob wore a dress.  She still looks very much like a girl, and The Slob is having no such problem with harrassment in restrooms. 
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Re: I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself
« Reply #27 on: September 12, 2015, 12:16:52 PM »
Quote from: Karin on September 12, 2015, 12:14:13 PM
I think what she was getting at was her "wife" likes to dress butch and keep her hair buzz cut.  She wore a tux to the wedding, while The Slob wore a dress.  She still looks very much like a girl, and The Slob is having no such problem with harrassment in restrooms.

If Butch wouldn't wave her strap-on tool around in the ladies' room, she wouldn't have a problem.
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Re: I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself
« Reply #28 on: September 12, 2015, 12:50:22 PM »
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I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself

The only difference between this statement and my wife is that the dirty-apartment primitive is taller, and unarmed.

It's amazing how just a few ounces of lead and something to move it along quickly can change one from a sheep into a wolf.

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Re: I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself
« Reply #29 on: September 12, 2015, 06:46:28 PM »
Quote from: delilahmused on September 10, 2015, 12:52:13 AM
The easiest solution would be to use the bathroom that fits your genitals.

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 :clap:  Unless you are under age 6 or 7 and accompanied by a responsible adult.  Must say, when I take my little grandson in the Ladies" all the women coo at him. :-)
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Re: I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself
« Reply #30 on: September 12, 2015, 07:15:12 PM »
Throw the DUmbA$$es another shovel, they are just following their own gravity ...

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Re: I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself
« Reply #31 on: September 12, 2015, 07:42:32 PM »
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I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself  as a human being


There DUmmie, I fixed it for you.
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Re: I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself
« Reply #32 on: September 13, 2015, 10:02:38 AM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on September 09, 2015, 04:31:18 PM
I wish she wouldn't sell herself short like that.


She's useless at a LOT more than just self-defense.

Yep.  Anyone with over a thousand posts at DU, moles excluded, is pretty useless at about anything except whining, complaining, and begging.
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Re: I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself
« Reply #33 on: September 13, 2015, 10:13:40 AM »
Quote from: delilahmused on September 10, 2015, 12:52:13 AM
The easiest solution would be to use the bathroom that fits your genitals.

Cindie

Let a guy post that he wants the right to use the ladies' restroom anytime he wants to fight society's gender-orientation.

The carpet munchers would be on him like stink on their carpets!
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Re: I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself
« Reply #34 on: September 13, 2015, 11:28:26 AM »
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I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself

Just as well she's a pervert, because she's also pretty useless at keeping house.



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Re: I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself
« Reply #35 on: September 13, 2015, 04:56:27 PM »
Quote from: diesel driver on September 10, 2015, 05:36:26 AM
Usually because defending oneself/itself and being self-reliant requires WORK, and "work" is like soap to a DUmmie, holy water to vampires and garlic to werewolves.


Warewolves have no issue with garlic as that replels vampires. Warewolves do on the other hand hate Silver bullets.
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Re: I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself
« Reply #36 on: September 13, 2015, 05:30:20 PM »
Quote from: hillneck on September 12, 2015, 07:42:32 PM

There DUmmie, I fixed it for you.

Yeah, she should have put the period after useless and just stop typing after that.
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Re: I'm five feet tall and am generally pretty useless at defending myself
« Reply #37 on: September 13, 2015, 07:34:23 PM »
Quote from: hillneck on September 12, 2015, 07:42:32 PM

There DUmmie, I fixed it for you.

One could arguably make that case about all dummies.   :cheersmate:
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