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Hopalong Bob was raped by a priest. That's the only explanation now.
« on: September 02, 2015, 09:22:13 AM »
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Only Valid Sex Is When The Woman Is Fertile. And Marriage Is ONLY For Procreation.(The only person who said that is YOU, Bob.)

The reason that the religious right is so adamant against everything LGBT is that it violates "natural law". The real bottom line on all this kerfuffle about LGBT rights and contraception is that sexual activity is ONLY for procreation religiously speaking.(That is not only demonstrably false, but it obscures what many conservatives believe about the role of the traditional family in society.) If you follow the logic to its very end my OP (Your OPs never have any logic, Bob. They're thinly-veiled cries for help. Not help putting on your pants: help with some emotional scar you bear. I recommend you go talk to someone. A PRIEST, maybe. :rimshot:)  is what the whole argument is all about. And the religious will never never relent on that belief.(There may be a sect of lunatics who believe that, Bob, but in reality the Catholic Church has a different view. Roughly speaking, it prescribes healthy monogamous relations under matrimony, with the consequences realized. That's not everyone's cup of tea, and certainly not what I believe was thrust into you :rimshot: as a boy, but whatever.)

Egg and semen are sacred are it is sacrilege to waste it. That is another dogma that comes from the concept of "natural law". And the idea of natural law comes from the Greek philosophical tradition that was adopted by the early Catholic Church. And the fundamentalists essentially carry that same belief.(Sepsis took more than your foot, dude.)

The rest of the dogmatic argument is that all LGBT sex is wrong because same sex partners cannot of themselves conceive a child. So it is forbidden.(No one cares if you people bugger yourselves all day, Bob. Enjoy your day nurse in peace.)

I spent 16 1/2 years in the Catholic school system with enough Catholic theology for numerous lifetimes. The official dogma is that marriage is solely for procreation. And the Church goes even further in saying on the subject of sex in marriage that essentially a couple can engage in sex only when the woman is fertile.(Bob: was your "church" really your basement, and was your pastor really just your Dad in a gimp costume?) Even though such a dictum is not directly said(No, Bob, you said it is written in stone.) it is implied in the dogma around the purpose of marriage. In the end the ONLY way you can control the size of your family is "abstinence" during a period of high fertility. And in a way there is a contradiction in the dogma itself.(What you call a contradiction, I call you being stupid and without an argument.)

I doubt the teaching has changed much from the time of my youth.(In other words, you have no idea whatsoever.) And this aforementioned dogma was just pounded away endlessly.(I'm beginning to think you're right: something was pounded endlessly.) And young Catholics were hounded and intimidated about even having sexual ideas in their head at puberty. It was just as suppressive as radical Islam.

Because the guy will NOT shut his Eucharist-hole about the Catholic Church without the slightest context.


This OP was in response to exactly nothing on DU. Global warming, the Department of Labor, and Catholicism: Bob's hobbies. Someone get this man some therapy. Or a craft...I hear they have a lot of them at HOBBY LOBBY  :rimshot: !!

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Re: Hopalong Bob was raped by a priest. That's the only explanation now.
« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2015, 09:25:48 AM »
 BFD, are you sure it isn't "Hoppy Lobby"?
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Re: Hopalong Bob was raped by a priest. That's the only explanation now.
« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2015, 09:37:10 AM »
Quote from: Skul on September 02, 2015, 09:25:48 AM
BFD, are you sure it isn't "Hoppy Lobby"?

How about a whittling knife and a piece of wood. He can make himself a new prg-leg!
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Re: Hopalong Bob was raped by a priest. That's the only explanation now.
« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2015, 10:51:43 AM »
It certainly is in violation of natural law.
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Re: Hopalong Bob was raped by a priest. That's the only explanation now.
« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2015, 10:52:05 AM »
I guess Hopalong has never heard of how the Catholic Church supports the rhythm method.
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Re: Hopalong Bob was raped by a priest. That's the only explanation now.
« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2015, 11:23:45 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on September 02, 2015, 10:52:05 AM
I guess Hopalong has never heard of how the Catholic Church supports the rhythm method.

I think he severed his connection with reality long ago, if he ever had one. Why DU hasn't given his embarrassingly ludicrous drivel the boot long ago eludes me.
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Re: Hopalong Bob was raped by a priest. That's the only explanation now.
« Reply #6 on: September 02, 2015, 12:42:05 PM »
Quote from: SVPete on September 02, 2015, 11:23:45 AM
I think he severed his connection with reality long ago, if he ever had one. Why DU hasn't given his embarrassingly ludicrous drivel the boot long ago eludes me.

It's almost like this year he is determined to capture the top spot in the elusive DOTY competition.
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Re: Hopalong Bob was raped by a priest. That's the only explanation now.
« Reply #7 on: September 02, 2015, 01:04:03 PM »
Quote from: ChuckJ on September 02, 2015, 12:42:05 PM
It's almost like this year he is determined to capture the top spot in the elusive DOTY competition.

The thing is--can he maintain the level of stupidity?  Most of the idiots in the running flame(r) out if they peak this soon.
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Re: Hopalong Bob was raped by a priest. That's the only explanation now.
« Reply #8 on: September 02, 2015, 01:10:42 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on September 02, 2015, 01:04:03 PM
The thing is--can he maintain the level of stupidity?  Most of the idiots in the running flame(r) out if they peak this soon.


    I think he's sustained a level of stupidity that will sustain him through the rest of the year. Just in case, however, there are the debates and the GOP campaign season. Bob can ride that into the top 10, for sure, although I think he has some extremely stiff competition this year.
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Re: Hopalong Bob was raped by a priest. That's the only explanation now.
« Reply #9 on: September 02, 2015, 01:16:13 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on September 02, 2015, 01:04:03 PM
The thing is--can he maintain the level of stupidity?  Most of the idiots in the running flame(r) out if they peak this soon.

It will be a challenge. The other candidates have a leg up on him.
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Re: Hopalong Bob was raped by a priest. That's the only explanation now.
« Reply #10 on: September 02, 2015, 01:26:20 PM »
Prepare the Brain Bleach . . .

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1. You are so, SO RIGHT.

And it's really an idiotic message.

My husband and I are in our seventies. We are obviously infertile............yet, we still do it. Yes, that.

Sex that the couple enjoys really helps a marriage be a happy one, provided that they still enjoy it.
Now, just try to get THAT image out of your head.
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Re: Hopalong Bob was raped by a priest. That's the only explanation now.
« Reply #11 on: September 02, 2015, 01:26:27 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on September 02, 2015, 01:16:13 PM
It will be a challenge. The other candidates have a leg up on him.


     We need a CCer of the year. Big Dog has my vote.
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Re: Hopalong Bob was raped by a priest. That's the only explanation now.
« Reply #12 on: September 02, 2015, 02:47:44 PM »
Quote from: Mary Ann on September 02, 2015, 01:26:20 PM
Prepare the Brain Bleach . . .
Now, just try to get THAT image out of your head.

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Re: Hopalong Bob was raped by a priest. That's the only explanation now.
« Reply #13 on: September 02, 2015, 03:05:01 PM »
Quote from: Mary Ann on September 02, 2015, 01:26:20 PM
Prepare the Brain Bleach . . .
Now, just try to get THAT image out of your head.

That's so wrong.

Not the idea of septagenarians who still have sex lives (I expect that will be me in 20 years), but the mental image of Cal/Peg, the world's oldest tranny, naked and gettin' it on.
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Re: Hopalong Bob was raped by a priest. That's the only explanation now.
« Reply #14 on: September 02, 2015, 03:09:24 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on September 02, 2015, 03:05:01 PM
That's so wrong.

Not the idea of septagenarians who still have sex lives (I expect that will be me in 20 years), but the mental image of Cal/Peg, the world's oldest tranny, naked and gettin' it on.
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Re: Hopalong Bob was raped by a priest. That's the only explanation now.
« Reply #15 on: September 02, 2015, 03:57:50 PM »
Quote from: Mary Ann on September 02, 2015, 01:26:20 PM
Prepare the Brain Bleach . . .
Now, just try to get THAT image out of your head.

You want it to be worse? Just get GOBUCKS to drop that CalPeg classic poem about the aching seed in here. I still haven't completely recovered from the last time he reposted it.
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Re: Hopalong Bob was raped by a priest. That's the only explanation now.
« Reply #16 on: September 02, 2015, 04:56:59 PM »
Quote from: ChuckJ on September 02, 2015, 03:57:50 PM
You want it to be worse? Just get GOBUCKS to drop that CalPeg classic poem about the aching seed in here. I still haven't completely recovered from the last time he reposted it.

You do realize that you've pretty much guaranteed the appearance of that dreck, don't you?
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Re: Hopalong Bob was raped by a priest. That's the only explanation now.
« Reply #17 on: September 02, 2015, 05:17:19 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on September 02, 2015, 04:56:59 PM
You do realize that you've pretty much guaranteed the appearance of that dreck, don't you?

The difference is that I'm prepared for it this time. Last time Dr. Evil...I mean GOBUCKS...surprised me.
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Re: Hopalong Bob was raped by a priest. That's the only explanation now.
« Reply #18 on: September 02, 2015, 07:39:04 PM »
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