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Some Friday Afternoon nadinese
« on: July 10, 2015, 04:32:30 PM »
Trolling for hits on her blog, the nutcase puts together a pretty good example of dense nadinese word salad:

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On the Office of Personnel Management Data breach

We essentially posted all that OPM posted on advise and what happens in the morning. (Polly needs a cracker, but we live in a military town, so PSA's like that, I don't rewrite)

Not for hits. I know that there are many vets and federal workers, and current military here. (And their families)
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026961403

It may be decipherable, but not without great effort. I guess that's the mark of a professional journo.


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4. That is why we posted the whole shmeer

it also includes spouses and children.

On edit, I also suspect they are going to get many, many, many, hits. So having it parked somewhere else where people can still access it is useful. 

And we are in at least one of those classes. Joy.
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Re: Some Friday Afternoon nadinese
« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2015, 04:37:14 PM »
I see Nadin didn't get the lead for Shamu at Seaworld.

When did she swim back to the Island?
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Re: Some Friday Afternoon nadinese
« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2015, 05:56:53 PM »
When will I get my secret Nadinese decoder ring?
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Re: Some Friday Afternoon nadinese
« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2015, 07:22:36 PM »
Crunchy and another Rubicon crossed.

God,I hate knowing this cute and adorable shit.
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Re: Some Friday Afternoon nadinese
« Reply #4 on: July 12, 2015, 01:29:41 PM »
I know, Carl.  Me too.  But Polly needs a cracker and I'm not going to rewrite it. 
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Re: Some Friday Afternoon nadinese
« Reply #5 on: July 12, 2015, 01:56:00 PM »
Quote from: Carl on July 10, 2015, 07:22:36 PM
Crunchy and another Rubicon crossed.

God,I hate knowing this cute and adorable shit.

In 2 sentences you took away all the material any of the rest of us could have fun with.
I need to get to these threads faster !!!
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Re: Some Friday Afternoon nadinese
« Reply #6 on: July 12, 2015, 02:00:05 PM »
Speaking of professional journos, the nutcase allowed the poor addled submarine rider to write an item in her blog.

It reminds me so much of those open house evenings when you go through the elementary school classroom and the teacher has taped essays from the children around the room.

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By Tom Abbott

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July 10, 2015 (San Diego) While at Comicon we had a chance to sample some food from the New Orleans Cuisine and Catering Truck. We had the Beans and Rice. Nadin had hers without the sausage and I had it with the sausage. It is cooked separately, so you can ask it without it.

“Having been to New Orleans and Eaten down there, the Cajun Beans with sausage, it can also be ordered without sausage. The sausage is cooked separately from the beans and rice. It is very good. It is very spicy, without being spicy hot. But it has a good zing to it and it is well presented.”

They used white rice, but it still has a lot of flavor.

It is also served with a crostini on the side made from a baguette, to cleanse the palate.

I also had a beignet, which was light with a dusting of confectioner’s sugar. “It is very light, very tasty and served warm.”

It is very well priced and very good food. If they are at another place, no doubt that I will look for them. The prices were $8.00 for the rice and beans and $10 for two beignets.

Food trucks have become a big hit in San Diego, and at times work with microbreweries. In this case they are at Comicon, working together with the Bad Ass Music Festival.

You can find the truck, and schedule of future locations here.

It makes you want to give him a smiley-face sticker.

The writing is childish, but at least it's in English.

It's too bad he uses random capitalization like the nutcase.
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Re: Some Friday Afternoon nadinese
« Reply #7 on: July 12, 2015, 02:02:07 PM »
Coach franksolich's cousin nadin let the hubby use the good rig ???
What is this world coming to??
We have another cub beat reporter in the making.
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Re: Some Friday Afternoon nadinese
« Reply #8 on: July 12, 2015, 06:20:38 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on July 10, 2015, 05:56:53 PM
When will I get my secret Nadinese decoder ring?
Sorry but due to the unforeseen high demand we are currently back ordered at this time. Even though I have 200 children in my basement putting them together day and night they are just flying out the door as fast as the little dears can make them.
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Re: Some Friday Afternoon nadinese
« Reply #9 on: July 12, 2015, 07:47:47 PM »
Quote from: AprilRazz on July 12, 2015, 06:20:38 PM
Sorry but due to the unforeseen high demand we are currently back ordered at this time. Even though I have 200 children in my basement putting them together day and night they are just flying out the door as fast as the little dears can make them.

How is that even possible? That would take somebody actually being able to decipher it in the first place.  I have it on the highest authority that you aren't in possession of an enigma machine.
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Re: Some Friday Afternoon nadinese
« Reply #10 on: July 13, 2015, 04:14:50 AM »
Quote from: landofconfusion80 on July 12, 2015, 07:47:47 PM
How is that even possible? That would take somebody actually being able to decipher it in the first place.  I have it on the highest authority that you aren't in possession of an enigma machine.

Nadinese can't be deciphered.  It's based on random 'space noise.'
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Re: Some Friday Afternoon nadinese
« Reply #11 on: July 13, 2015, 06:34:29 AM »
Quote from: landofconfusion80 on July 12, 2015, 07:47:47 PM
How is that even possible? That would take somebody actually being able to decipher it in the first place.  I have it on the highest authority that you aren't in possession of an enigma machine.

Well, maybe one of "the little dears" is Polish?
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Re: Some Friday Afternoon nadinese
« Reply #12 on: July 13, 2015, 06:38:54 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on July 10, 2015, 05:56:53 PM
When will I get my secret Nadinese decoder ring?

Hmmmm ... if nads, for unknown reasons, is using the "royal we", part of her Post #4 may mean that as the spouse of a former USN sailor her personal info was probably compromised.

That foodtruck blog post was painful to read, about the writing level of a 10-12YO.
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Re: Some Friday Afternoon nadinese
« Reply #13 on: July 13, 2015, 07:15:52 AM »
Quote from: landofconfusion80 on July 12, 2015, 07:47:47 PM
How is that even possible? That would take somebody actually being able to decipher it in the first place.  I have it on the highest authority that you aren't in possession of an enigma machine.
We had to construct a special one. The regular enigmas self destructed (some say committed suicide) with something as simple as someone saying "plonk" while in the same room. We worked closely with the NSA, weight watchers and the army corps of engineers to construct this one. The nice people at Rosetta Stone said they could not help us as none of the posts they read were in any recognizable language.
Part of the production problems have come up as we have to keep changing the product as dialect that she is using is constantly evolving. Our customers have to keep upgrading their products (we do this at a steep discount to you) to keep up.
If you would like to come by and tour the factory you are more than welcome. There is a fine gift shop and snack bar. I would avoid the cream tea though. We had to fire the unsavory woman from Vermont  recently that worked there because she laced all the tea with earwigs. Fumigation will take a while.
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Re: Some Friday Afternoon nadinese
« Reply #14 on: July 13, 2015, 07:40:06 AM »
Quote from: AprilRazz on July 13, 2015, 07:15:52 AM
We had to construct a special one. The regular enigmas self destructed (some say committed suicide) with something as simple as someone saying "plonk" while in the same room. We worked closely with the NSA, weight watchers and the army corps of engineers to construct this one. The nice people at Rosetta Stone said they could not help us as none of the posts they read were in any recognizable language.
Part of the production problems have come up as we have to keep changing the product as dialect that she is using is constantly evolving. Our customers have to keep upgrading their products (we do this at a steep discount to you) to keep up.
If you would like to come by and tour the factory you are more than welcome. There is a fine gift shop and snack bar. I would avoid the cream tea though. We had to fire the unsavory woman from Vermont  recently that worked there because she laced all the tea with earwigs. Fumigation will take a while.

Got a Bluetooth-enabled version?
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Re: Some Friday Afternoon nadinese
« Reply #15 on: July 13, 2015, 08:22:24 AM »
Quote from: SVPete on July 13, 2015, 07:40:06 AM
Got a Bluetooth-enabled version?
Working on it. Our prototypes are doing fine as long as they don't hear her voice. If it does it keeps spitting out moose and squirrel references. Trying to fix that bug.
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Re: Some Friday Afternoon nadinese
« Reply #16 on: July 13, 2015, 11:07:43 AM »
Quote from: AprilRazz on July 13, 2015, 08:22:24 AM
Working on it. Our prototypes are doing fine as long as they don't hear her voice. If it does it keeps spitting out moose and squirrel references. Trying to fix that bug.

You shouldn't have named the project, "Natasha" dahlink, meh heh heh.
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