How idiots like Atman manage to wake up everyday without killing themselves and others around them is something science should look into.
You know, of all the primitives on Skins's island, Pedro "Schiaparelli" Picasso dotes the most on the really far-stretching conspiracy stuff. I'm not sure what Sigmund Freud would say about that, but I suspect it's linked to a deeper sort of really intense paranoia.
While Republicans and conservatives tend to be smarter than Democrats, liberals, and primitives, I don't think we Republicans and conservatives are quite as smart as what Pedro "Helena Rubenstein" Picasso credits us.
It was Pedro "Margaret Case" Picasso, after all, who a couple of years ago alleged that the impeachment of the Impeached One in 1998 had been planned out ahead of time, like when Dwight Eisenhower was president, so that the Democrats would find it difficult to impeach the Republican after the Impeached One.
And then there was that instance where Pedro "Oleg Cassini" Picasso alleged that the Republicans purposely lost the mid-term elections of 2006--well, you know how that went. It got quoted on the most popular talk-show on radio, to the merriment and derision of tens of millions, causing a big black eye for the reputation of Skins's island.