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How many of the guns used in the Texas gang war were legal?


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18. Probably all, if not most. The vast majority of gun crime is carried out by legal gun owners...

...with their own guns.


Gun nuts like to label gun crime as separate from them, but that's totally bullshit.


Just when you think they can't possibly be any more ludicrous.

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18. Probably all, if not most. The vast majority of gun crime is carried out by legal gun owners...

...with their own guns.


Gun nuts like to label gun crime as separate from them, but that's totally bullshit.


So all the gang-bangers went down to their local gun shop to purchase their gat? HELL no! That would leave a paper trail. And say what you will about the gang bangers, they know better than to do that.

Wow.. Just when you think that the DUches can't get any lower, they hit rock bottom and start digging even more furiously.

That has to be one of the stupidest things I have ever heard.
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16. In reality...

...local and state gun laws mean squat. Only federal regulations, enforced strictly by federal authorities would stand any chance of stemming the tide of rampant gun violence that gun culture has made everyday life in this nation.

And that sir, won't happen with the spineless turds we have in Washington DC.
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Wow.. Just when you think that the DUches can't get any lower, they hit rock bottom and start digging even more furiously.

With atomic demolition munitions.  Stupidity such as that should be fatal, but I believe that God allows it to serve as a bad example.
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With atomic demolition munitions.  Stupidity such as that should be fatal, but I believe that God allows it to serve as a bad example.

It IS fatal, when the aforementioned DUche runs into a thug carrying an ILLEGAL firearm. He doesn't believe it is possible and his head implodes.  :lmao:
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I think it would be funny if some of the guns used were tied to Eric Holder.

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A lot of legal guns are used - if suicide is considered a crime.

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A lot of legal guns are used - if suicide is considered a crime.

Doesn't the FBI roll suicide by gun into the homicide stats to bump up the numbers? I think I recall hearing that somewhere. If so, then it should be considered a crime.
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Doesn't the FBI roll suicide by gun into the homicide stats to bump up the numbers? I think I recall hearing that somewhere. If so, then it should be considered a crime.
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The gun control nazis do. Suicides and legal deaths caused by police are included a lot of times, too.

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Doesn't the FBI roll suicide by gun into the homicide stats to bump up the numbers? I think I recall hearing that somewhere. If so, then it should be considered a crime.
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Will brave and courageous Dummy onehandle comment on the small size of the motorcycle gang members manhood? Motorcycles and gunz certainly must be an effort to compensate for a small schwantz.
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So all the gang-bangers went down to their local gun shop to purchase their gat? HELL no! That would leave a paper trail. And say what you will about the gang bangers, they know better than to do that.



Wait, but I thought gun control laws are supposed to make sure all gun owners acquire their guns thru legitimate sources and after they have completed a background check and waited 2 weeks.  Are you saying that gun control laws don't work?  Am I hearing that criminals get their guns thru other than legitimate sources and are not required any paperwork or background checks? 
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That was indeed was on the dumbest Internet comments I've ever read.
As I recall, the opposite is true, the vast majority of gun- related crimes (Including most if not all of the recent mass shootings that liberals exploit to try and push for harsher gun regulations) are committed using guns which the shooter owned illegally in the first place, usually either stolen or obtained through some kind of willing yet unlawful exchange (i.e. a drug dealer taking a gun from a customer as payment for dope).

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You'd think primitives would want guns supplied to babies at the earliest time possible, just to catch those stragglers that managed to dodge getting aborted

You're on to something big there.
That way the libs can combine their most sacred sacrament of abortion with another sacrament...gun rights subversion.
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That was indeed was on the dumbest Internet comments I've ever read.
As I recall, the opposite is true, the vast majority of gun- related crimes (Including most if not all of the recent mass shootings that liberals exploit to try and push for harsher gun regulations) are committed using guns which the shooter owned illegally in the first place, usually either stolen or obtained through some kind of willing yet unlawful exchange (i.e. a drug dealer taking a gun from a customer as payment for dope).

Wait, whup, hold up.......

you'll never get anywhere with the (D)Ummies, if you engage your brain PRIOR to commenting or, commit the cardinal sin of professing observable reality.
              

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