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Offline Toastedturningtidelegs

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Re: My bicycle mechanic and I were discussing the Presidential election
« Reply #25 on: July 17, 2008, 07:06:53 AM »
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Ok, even I can change stuff on a bicycle.  :lmao:
Isn't anybody who owns a bike a "bicycle mechanic"? :-)

Not if you are a member of DU, apparently.
Hmmm! I smell a money making opportunity at the Dump :-)

Throw in a couple of BDS lines and they'll be finding excuses to bring their 2 wheels to your place.  :evillaugh:
I am a certified bicycle mechanic by the state of Michigan! I have certifications in 1,3,5 and 10 speed bikes. I only charge $45 an hour at the bicycle dealership in which I am a master bicycle mechanic! :-)

Throw in sticker that shows the date when Bush will leave office and you'll make a mint!
For some reason I keep thinking about Seth Rogan in The forty year old virgin! "Yeah everybody rides a bicycle!....When they're ****in six!" :lmao:
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Re: My bicycle mechanic and I were discussing the Presidential election
« Reply #26 on: July 17, 2008, 08:46:50 AM »
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I get home after 2 hours in the woods flogging myself stupid on that very singlespeed


The DUmmie needed 2 hours ?  :whatever:
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Re: My bicycle mechanic and I were discussing the Presidential election
« Reply #27 on: July 17, 2008, 08:51:32 AM »
Quote from: Toastedturningtidelegs on July 17, 2008, 07:06:53 AM
Throw in sticker that shows the date when Bush will leave office and you'll make a mint!
For some reason I keep thinking about Seth Rogan in The forty year old virgin! "Yeah everybody rides a bicycle!....When they're ****in six!" :lmao:
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That guy's hilarious. Did you see Superbad?  :lmao:
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Re: My bicycle mechanic and I were discussing the Presidential election
« Reply #28 on: July 17, 2008, 09:06:52 AM »
Quote from: Rebel on July 17, 2008, 08:51:32 AM
Quote from: Toastedturningtidelegs on July 17, 2008, 07:06:53 AM
Throw in sticker that shows the date when Bush will leave office and you'll make a mint!
For some reason I keep thinking about Seth Rogan in The forty year old virgin! "Yeah everybody rides a bicycle!....When they're ****in six!" :lmao:

That guy's hilarious. Did you see Superbad?  :lmao:
[/quote]Kev..I own Superbad! :lmao: and Knocked Up and  The forty year old virgin :-)
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Re: My bicycle mechanic and I were discussing the Presidential election
« Reply #29 on: July 17, 2008, 09:34:57 AM »
Quote from: Servonaut on July 17, 2008, 08:46:50 AM
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I get home after 2 hours in the woods flogging myself stupid on that very singlespeed


The DUmmie needed 2 hours ?  :whatever:

Masochistic, I know.  Then again, it's a DUmb**** we're talking about here . . .
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Re: My bicycle mechanic and I were discussing the Presidential election
« Reply #30 on: July 17, 2008, 03:22:14 PM »
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Bicycle mechanic?

WTF?
Yea, his shop is next door to the DUmmy's can opener mechanic.
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Re: My bicycle mechanic and I were discussing the Presidential election
« Reply #31 on: July 17, 2008, 03:25:09 PM »
Quote from: Toastedturningtidelegs on July 17, 2008, 07:01:20 AM
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Ok, even I can change stuff on a bicycle.  :lmao:
Isn't anybody who owns a bike a "bicycle mechanic"? :-)

Not if you are a member of DU, apparently.
Hmmm! I smell a money making opportunity at the Dump :-)

Throw in a couple of BDS lines and they'll be finding excuses to bring their 2 wheels to your place.  :evillaugh:
I am a certified bicycle mechanic by the state of Michigan! I have certifications in 1,3,5 and 10 speed bikes. I only charge $45 an hour at the bicycle dealership in which I am a master bicycle mechanic! :-)

Ug! My bike has twelve speeds and I gotta tell you, it is a bitch finding a mechanic to work on it.
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Re: My bicycle mechanic and I were discussing the Presidential election
« Reply #32 on: July 17, 2008, 03:36:47 PM »
Quote from: PatriotGame on July 17, 2008, 03:25:09 PM
Quote from: Toastedturningtidelegs on July 17, 2008, 07:01:20 AM
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Quote from: jtyangel on July 17, 2008, 06:51:32 AM
Quote from: Toastedturningtidelegs on July 17, 2008, 06:50:43 AM
Quote from: jtyangel on July 17, 2008, 06:49:08 AM
Ok, even I can change stuff on a bicycle.  :lmao:
Isn't anybody who owns a bike a "bicycle mechanic"? :-)

Not if you are a member of DU, apparently.
Hmmm! I smell a money making opportunity at the Dump :-)

Throw in a couple of BDS lines and they'll be finding excuses to bring their 2 wheels to your place.  :evillaugh:
I am a certified bicycle mechanic by the state of Michigan! I have certifications in 1,3,5 and 10 speed bikes. I only charge $45 an hour at the bicycle dealership in which I am a master bicycle mechanic! :-)

Ug! My bike has twelve speeds and I gotta tell you, it is a bitch finding a mechanic to work on it.

The bike in question is a single speed. :whatever:
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Re: My bicycle mechanic and I were discussing the Presidential election
« Reply #33 on: July 17, 2008, 03:53:57 PM »
Quote from: Tucker13 on July 17, 2008, 03:36:47 PM
Quote from: PatriotGame on July 17, 2008, 03:25:09 PM
Quote from: Toastedturningtidelegs on July 17, 2008, 07:01:20 AM
Quote from: jtyangel on July 17, 2008, 06:57:45 AM
Quote from: Toastedturningtidelegs on July 17, 2008, 06:54:01 AM
Quote from: jtyangel on July 17, 2008, 06:51:32 AM
Quote from: Toastedturningtidelegs on July 17, 2008, 06:50:43 AM
Quote from: jtyangel on July 17, 2008, 06:49:08 AM
Ok, even I can change stuff on a bicycle.  :lmao:
Isn't anybody who owns a bike a "bicycle mechanic"? :-)

Not if you are a member of DU, apparently.
Hmmm! I smell a money making opportunity at the Dump :-)

Throw in a couple of BDS lines and they'll be finding excuses to bring their 2 wheels to your place.  :evillaugh:
I am a certified bicycle mechanic by the state of Michigan! I have certifications in 1,3,5 and 10 speed bikes. I only charge $45 an hour at the bicycle dealership in which I am a master bicycle mechanic! :-)

Ug! My bike has twelve speeds and I gotta tell you, it is a bitch finding a mechanic to work on it.

The bike in question is a single speed. :whatever:

What'd you expect. DUmmies only have one speed.
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Re: My bicycle mechanic and I were discussing the Presidential election
« Reply #34 on: July 18, 2008, 06:01:58 AM »
Quote from: PatriotGame on July 17, 2008, 03:25:09 PM
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Quote from: jtyangel on July 17, 2008, 06:49:08 AM
Ok, even I can change stuff on a bicycle.  :lmao:
Isn't anybody who owns a bike a "bicycle mechanic"? :-)

Not if you are a member of DU, apparently.
Hmmm! I smell a money making opportunity at the Dump :-)

Throw in a couple of BDS lines and they'll be finding excuses to bring their 2 wheels to your place.  :evillaugh:
I am a certified bicycle mechanic by the state of Michigan! I have certifications in 1,3,5 and 10 speed bikes. I only charge $45 an hour at the bicycle dealership in which I am a master bicycle mechanic! :-)

Ug! My bike has twelve speeds and I gotta tell you, it is a bitch finding a mechanic to work on it.
I am working on my 12 speed certification as we speak....should have it by the end of this post!..Yep there it is I am now certified :-)
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Re: My bicycle mechanic and I were discussing the Presidential election
« Reply #35 on: July 18, 2008, 06:13:09 AM »
The town I live in is so small.....we only have a unicycle shop.
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