Buzzy shows up...

[obumazombie]

^Heh.

[HawkHogan]

I owe a sincere apology to two people I admire on this site. I promised a few weeks ago that I was gone because my simple presence here is a huge disruption. I screwed up and returned. Sweet jeebus. I had forgotten what this was like.

Anyway, sorry. (And, really, guys -- can't you find a higher caliber crowd? Staying here must be like living in a community of angry, lobotomized bedwetters.)

Later, dudes.

You hang out at DU... where most of the posters live off the government, have a mental illness, drink/smoke all day, or think they are a cat trapped in a human's body. 

[obumazombie]

You hang out at DU... where most of the posters live off the government, have a mental illness, drink/smoke all day, or think they are a cat trapped in a human's body.

But they are great at wish a dupes.

[diesel driver]

Hey, buzzie!

There are no "lobotomized bedwetters" at CC, mainly because we realized long before kindergarten if we wet our beds, we had to change the sheets OURSELVES.

DUmmies need  government assistance just to remember to breathe.

[HawkHogan]

But they are great at wish a dupes.

That's true.
If they took all the time they put into scamming the system/others, they could actually be productive members of society... at least some of them.

[Skul]

And there you go again, unprovoked.

What a waste of time.

If you want to take a big shit on this thread, you can do it in my absence. I'm really not impressed.

Buzztard, get it right for once. Carl is not in charge of the unprovoked, I am...you Peter puffing poor excuse of a smegma licker. You're still trying to dictate the rules, and again, failed.
You're stupid demands that we sign up at your cesspool DUmp, is ludicrous. As others have mentioned, it's merely an attempt at MIRTing, so you'd appear big hero.
You know full well anyone would immediately be banned, don't you?
Run away before one of your pitchers wanders over here and sees you making a fool of yourself. dUmbass.