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Another DUmmie thinks they are God.
« on: April 17, 2015, 01:22:24 PM »
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Cali_Democrat (23,749 posts)  Thu Apr 16, 2015, 05:59 PM

Florida man declares himself to be God, has sex with a tree

 

A man in Melbourne, Florida, allegedly high on a synthetic drug, is accused of attacking a police officer and repeatedly declaring himself to be God, after having sex with a tree.

Kenneth Crowder, 41, was arrested Friday after witnesses reported a naked man running through their neighborhood, and performing a sexual act on a tree, ClickOrlando.com reports.


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/04/15/kenneth-crowder-sex-with-tree_n_7072596.html?utm_hp_ref=crime&ir=Crime9
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KamaAina (60,806 posts)
1. He must not be very poplar with women.

^Further proof he is a DUmmie.

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Cali_Democrat (23,749 posts)
4. I don't understand why

he looks like a helluva catch.

But he looks like most DUmmie Womyn.

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9. Chris, Mitt, is that you? Ted? Rand?

Oh puh-lease. Claim your own, don't blame us for your nuts.

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19. "I think

that I will never see"

but then again, I haven't been that stoned in a long, long time.

^Lies a lot.

I love it when they make fun of one of their own, but can't admit it.
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Re: Another DUmmie thinks they are God.
« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2015, 01:26:00 PM »
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Cali_Democrat (23,749 posts)  Thu Apr 16, 2015, 05:59 PM

Florida man declares himself to be God, has sex with a tree

 

A man in Melbourne, Florida, allegedly high on a synthetic drug, is accused of attacking a police officer and repeatedly declaring himself to be God, after having sex with a tree.

Kenneth Crowder, 41, was arrested Friday after witnesses reported a naked man running through their neighborhood, and performing a sexual act on a tree, ClickOrlando.com reports.


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/04/15/kenneth-crowder-sex-with-tree_n_7072596.html?utm_hp_ref=crime&ir=Crime9


Palm tree?  or maybe a rubber tree.
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Re: Another DUmmie thinks they are God.
« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2015, 01:30:24 PM »
Quote from: 67 Rover on April 17, 2015, 01:26:00 PM

Palm tree?  or maybe a rubber tree.

Cherry.
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Re: Another DUmmie thinks they are God.
« Reply #3 on: April 17, 2015, 01:52:45 PM »
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Re: Another DUmmie thinks they are God.
« Reply #4 on: April 17, 2015, 01:54:51 PM »
He had sex with Hillary????????????????
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Re: Another DUmmie thinks they are God.
« Reply #5 on: April 17, 2015, 01:55:37 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on April 17, 2015, 01:54:51 PM
He had sex with Hillary????????????????

One knothole is the same as another.
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Re: Another DUmmie thinks they are God.
« Reply #6 on: April 17, 2015, 02:03:33 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on April 17, 2015, 01:55:37 PM
One knothole is the same as another.

The tree probably reacted more than Hillary and most liberal women.
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Re: Another DUmmie thinks they are God.
« Reply #7 on: April 17, 2015, 02:05:12 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on April 17, 2015, 02:03:33 PM
The tree probably reacted more than Hillary and most liberal women.

Can you blame Bill? Damned if I can.
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Re: Another DUmmie thinks they are God.
« Reply #8 on: April 17, 2015, 02:07:33 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on April 17, 2015, 02:03:33 PM
The tree probably reacted more than Hillary and most liberal women.

Reminds me of a joke...
How do you know when a lib woman has an orgasm ?
Who cares is a good punch line, but that's not it.

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Re: Another DUmmie thinks they are God.
« Reply #9 on: April 17, 2015, 02:53:58 PM »
me checkum for bees.
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Re: Another DUmmie thinks they are God.
« Reply #10 on: April 17, 2015, 11:42:17 PM »
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Cali_Democrat (23,749 posts)  Thu Apr 16, 2015, 05:59 PM

Florida man declares himself to be God, has sex with a tree

 

A man in Melbourne, Florida, allegedly high on a synthetic drug, is accused of attacking a police officer and repeatedly declaring himself to be God, after having sex with a tree.

Kenneth Crowder, 41, was arrested Friday after witnesses reported a naked man running through their neighborhood, and performing a sexual act on a tree, ClickOrlando.com reports.


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/04/15/kenneth-crowder-sex-with-tree_n_7072596.html?utm_hp_ref=crime&ir=Crime9

I was wondering what is Kenneth Crowder's DU name is.  :mental:
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Re: Another DUmmie thinks they are God.
« Reply #11 on: April 17, 2015, 11:54:52 PM »
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A man in Melbourne, Florida, allegedly high on a synthetic drug, is accused of attacking a police officer and repeatedly declaring himself to be God, after having sex with a tree.

Kenneth Crowder, 41, was arrested Friday after witnesses reported a naked man running through their neighborhood, and performing a sexual act on a tree, ClickOrlando.com reports.

Ok, I give up, what's it's DUmbass screen name?
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Re: Another DUmmie thinks they are God.
« Reply #12 on: April 19, 2015, 08:57:20 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on April 17, 2015, 02:07:33 PM
Reminds me of a joke...
How do you know when a lib woman has an orgasm ?
Who cares is a good punch line, but that's not it.

No, I don't.

How do you know when a lib woman has an orgasm ?
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Re: Another DUmmie thinks they are God.
« Reply #13 on: April 19, 2015, 09:22:06 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on April 19, 2015, 08:57:20 AM
No, I don't.

How do you know when a lib woman has an orgasm ?

Loaded question. lib women don't have orgasms. What real man would sleep with a scrunt? Yer dick would fall off!
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Re: Another DUmmie thinks they are God.
« Reply #14 on: April 19, 2015, 09:44:17 AM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on April 19, 2015, 09:22:06 AM
Loaded question. lib women don't have orgasms. What real man would sleep with a scrunt? Yer dick would fall off!

Sometimes on a dare...

...shit happens, ya know?
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Re: Another DUmmie thinks they are God.
« Reply #15 on: April 19, 2015, 09:51:40 AM »
Quote from: dutch508 on April 19, 2015, 09:44:17 AM
Sometimes on a dare...

...shit happens, ya know?

Well yer right of course, I guess after a 5th of Johnny Walker Black Label, anything is possible.
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Re: Another DUmmie thinks they are God.
« Reply #16 on: April 19, 2015, 10:24:53 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on April 19, 2015, 08:57:20 AM
No, I don't.

How do you know when a lib woman has an orgasm ?

She drops her nail file .
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Re: Another DUmmie thinks they are God.
« Reply #17 on: April 19, 2015, 10:49:46 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on April 19, 2015, 10:24:53 AM
She drops her nail file .

Do you know what a lib woman screams during orgasm?


"Oooooooh-bama! Ooooooh-bama! Oooooh-bama! Ooooh-bama! Ooo-bama! Ooh-bama! Oh-bama! OBAMA! OBAMA! OBAMA!"

I wish I didn't know this shit.
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Re: Another DUmmie thinks they are God.
« Reply #18 on: April 19, 2015, 11:28:14 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on April 19, 2015, 10:49:46 AM
Do you know what a lib woman screams during orgasm?


"Oooooooh-bama! Ooooooh-bama! Oooooh-bama! Ooooh-bama! Ooo-bama! Ooh-bama! Oh-bama! OBAMA! OBAMA! OBAMA!"

I wish I didn't know this shit.

I wish you didn't either!   :lol:


Quote from: JohnnyReb on April 17, 2015, 01:54:51 PM
He had sex with Hillary????????????????

Or Algore...

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Re: Another DUmmie thinks they are God.
« Reply #19 on: April 19, 2015, 11:31:53 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on April 19, 2015, 10:49:46 AM
Do you know what a lib woman screams during orgasm?


"Oooooooh-bama! Ooooooh-bama! Oooooh-bama! Ooooh-bama! Ooo-bama! Ooh-bama! Oh-bama! OBAMA! OBAMA! OBAMA!"

I wish I didn't know this shit.

That'll teach ya ta keep from thinkin' with yer little head! Ya might wanna keep an eye on it. It might rebel and fall off! If it starts smellin' like carp, see a professional!
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Re: Another DUmmie thinks they are God.
« Reply #20 on: April 19, 2015, 11:41:09 AM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on April 19, 2015, 11:31:53 AM
That'll teach ya ta keep from thinkin' with yer little head! Ya might wanna keep an eye on it. It might rebel and fall off! If it starts smellin' like carp, see a professional!

That reminds me of a rule for living my Daddy told me.

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