TJ and two buck chuck? It must be the only way the old souse can feel smart and feel good about herself--make unclear references and then have people ask for an explanation which she is happy to give. I googled two buck chuck and I found out that it is cheap wine. Probably something like Champipple.
It's a common characteristic of people who're subconsciously ashamed of how much they drink, to give obscure names to whatever it is they drink.
<<<by the way, doesn't drink, but indulges those who do.
<<<knows the difference between an alcoholic and decent and civilized people who like to drink.
thunderthighs is one of the former.