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Man allegedly tries to avoid arrest by rolling in dog feces
« on: March 11, 2015, 03:22:27 PM »
Ooookay . . . any ideas on what his DU name is? :whistling: :puke:

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Man allegedly tries to avoid arrest by rolling in dog feces

Last updated: March 11. 2015 12:10AM - 6795 Views

By Steve Mocarsky - smocarsky@civitasmedia.com

WILKES-BARRE — City police say a man tried to avoid arrest by rolling in dog feces.

Police on patrol in the area of Academy Street and Carey Avenue at about 5:50 p.m. Monday said they observed a man, later identified as Maurice Franklin, 45, of Wilkes-Barre, jump from the curb line in front of several moving vehicles.

Officers made contact with the Franklin and found him to be allegedly under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

Franklin allegedly had slurred speech and could not stand without swaying.

It gets 'good' at the link . . . 'good' being a relative term, of course.

http://www.timesleader.com/news/local-news-news/152295409/
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Re: Man allegedly tries to avoid arrest by rolling in dog feces
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2015, 04:04:32 PM »
I don't want to insult Pennsylvania too much, but a lot of their cities are armpits.
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Re: Man allegedly tries to avoid arrest by rolling in dog feces
« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2015, 04:16:07 PM »
I fully expected this story to have the byline, 'Rindge, NH'.
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Re: Man allegedly tries to avoid arrest by rolling in dog feces
« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2015, 10:44:02 PM »
"Pennsylvania is Alabama without the blacks"...-James Carville-
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Re: Man allegedly tries to avoid arrest by rolling in dog feces
« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2015, 10:45:17 PM »
The obvious question: What is his DU name?
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Re: Man allegedly tries to avoid arrest by rolling in dog feces
« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2015, 09:11:22 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on March 11, 2015, 04:16:07 PM
I fully expected this story to have the byline, 'Rindge, NH'.

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Re: Man allegedly tries to avoid arrest by rolling in dog feces
« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2015, 10:31:58 PM »
Another  :cheersmate: was duely given.  :clap: :clap: :clap:
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