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OS death watch day 42-A
« on: February 01, 2015, 11:47:21 PM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026163335

see post #12 of this DUmb thread

OS droping subtle hints about his exit and of course trying to get some DU good vibes.

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Sun Feb 1, 2015, 09:32 AM

 Omaha Steve (46,669 posts)

12. I'll be going out on my own terms

Even if I have to move to another state.

OS

First of all, has Marta redeemed all of OS gunz at the local gun buy back program? If not, now is the time since we now know that OS is suicidal. A little foldlng money for the little lady.

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Sun Feb 1, 2015, 10:30 AM

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23. Me too. nt

And that's all the sympathy the big guy gets.
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Re: OS death watch day 42-A
« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2015, 12:39:08 AM »
It sounds like he is going to abandon his long suffering wife and go to a state that allows assisted suicide.  I would think that doing so would invalidate any life insurance he has.

DUmmies are always selfish if nothing else.
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Re: OS death watch day 42-A
« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2015, 03:01:29 AM »
Never let a thread about death slide without a jab for gun control:

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5. That's why we have

the NRA. To teach you what those terms are and to like them.

Windmilldude ain't wrapped too tight.   :mental:
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Re: OS death watch day 42-A
« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2015, 03:39:48 AM »
Quote from: diesel driver on February 02, 2015, 03:01:29 AM
Never let a thread about death slide without a jab for gun control:

Windmilldude ain't wrapped too tight.   :mental:

Turbanguy would be more appropriate.
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Re: OS death watch day 42-A
« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2015, 02:36:03 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on February 02, 2015, 12:39:08 AM
It sounds like he is going to abandon his long suffering wife and go to a state that allows assisted suicide.  I would think that doing so would invalidate any life insurance he has.

I think it's common for life insurance to pay out for suicide if the policy has been in effect for over two years.

But in the case of the Big Guy, that's a moot point.

All his life the Big Guy's motto has been spend, spend, spend (and brag about it at the DUmp).

The chances he has any significant life insurance are slim and none.

He had some coverage, foolishly provided by the taxpayers of Omaha, but that probably went away in retirement.

401K? IRA? Brokerage account? CDs? Investment property?

Nope, he's a DUmp democrat.  Every dime went to widescreen TVs, trips to meet '60s TV bit actors, Cornhusker tickets, new cars, etc.

It's likely the only significant balance he's built up is at Mastercard.
 
His pension, foolishly provided by the taxpayers of Omaha, can't be much for such a low level employee, and will go down even more when he fades away to his reward.

Mrs. Big Guy could be looking at some tough decades of widowhood.

Maybe she can go live in Pam Dawson's basement.

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Re: OS death watch day 42-A
« Reply #5 on: February 02, 2015, 04:03:39 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on February 02, 2015, 02:36:03 PM
I think it's common for life insurance to pay out for suicide if the policy has been in effect for over two years.

But in the case of the Big Guy, that's a moot point.

All his life the Big Guy's motto has been spend, spend, spend (and brag about it at the DUmp).

The chances he has any significant life insurance are slim and none.

He had some coverage, foolishly provided by the taxpayers of Omaha, but that probably went away in retirement.

401K? IRA? Brokerage account? CDs? Investment property?

Nope, he's a DUmp democrat.  Every dime went to widescreen TVs, trips to meet '60s TV bit actors, Cornhusker tickets, new cars, etc.

It's likely the only significant balance he's built up is at Mastercard.
 
His pension, foolishly provided by the taxpayers of Omaha, can't be much for such a low level employee, and will go down even more when he fades away to his reward.

Mrs. Big Guy could be looking at some tough decades of widowhood.

Maybe she can go live in Pam Dawson's basement.

Don't forget the tapes of girls playing basketball.
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Re: OS death watch day 42-A
« Reply #6 on: February 03, 2015, 05:04:56 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on February 02, 2015, 02:36:03 PM

You know, I haven't noticed that either the big guy or the LynnSin primitive have taken franksolich's advice and counsel, about going on a celery diet.

Neither of them appears to have lost an ounce.

I dunno if it's true or not, but apparently the calories burned up in the consumption of celery are more than the calories in the celery itself.

And so I'd suggested they go on a 100% celery diet, nothing but celery.  That way, the more they ate, the more lardage they'd lose.

Even if it's not true, celery's healthy, and would do them some good.
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