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Offline Ptarmigan

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Woman charged with DUI after 'driving erratically around Walmart parking lot dru
« on: January 11, 2015, 09:20:10 PM »
Woman charged with DUI after 'driving erratically around Walmart parking lot drunk on VANILLA EXTRACT'
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2905882/Woman-charged-DUI-driving-erratically-Walmart-parking-lot-drunk-VANILLA-EXTRACT.html

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A woman has been charged with DUI after allegedly driving erratically around a Walmart parking lot after downing alcoholic vanilla extract.

Police say they found Carolyn Kesel, 46, showing signs of drunkenness outside the store in Macedon, New York.

Kesel, who was charged with the felony of driving while intoxicated, reportedly told officers she had got lost while trying to get back from Lyons to Seneca Falls, where she lives.

Drinking vanilla extracts is so wrong. It is meant to be used for baking or insect repellent.
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Re: Woman charged with DUI after 'driving erratically around Walmart parking lot dru
« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2015, 09:31:17 PM »
I hope she wasn't arrested for DUI while driving on private property.
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Re: Woman charged with DUI after 'driving erratically around Walmart parking lot dru
« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2015, 09:38:35 PM »
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A woman has been charged with DUI after allegedly driving erratically around a Walmart parking lot

Using that criterion, don't they have to arrest every single driver in every single Walmart?
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Re: Woman charged with DUI after 'driving erratically around Walmart parking lot dru
« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2015, 09:50:42 PM »
Quote from: freedumb2003b on January 11, 2015, 09:38:35 PM
Using that criterion, don't they have to arrest every single driver in every single Walmart?

Ain't that the truth? 

One of the ones I visit has at least half a dozen ways to exit the parking lot.  I don't know how I haven't been hit trying to escape from there yet.
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Re: Woman charged with DUI after 'driving erratically around Walmart parking lot dru
« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2015, 10:24:20 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on January 11, 2015, 09:31:17 PM
I hope she wasn't arrested for DUI while driving on private property.

Pretty sure that doesn't matter anymore, keys in the ignition even if the car isn't running can get you a DUI.  Private property doesn't seem to matter when it comes to making money.
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