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Offline JohnnyReb

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Who asked Santa for a naked woman for Christmas?
« on: January 05, 2015, 04:26:45 PM »
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Re: Who asked Santa for a naked woman for Christmas?
« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2015, 05:17:45 PM »
I got a sweater for Christmas.

I asked for a back-scratcher.
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Re: Who asked Santa for a naked woman for Christmas?
« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2015, 06:37:45 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on January 05, 2015, 05:17:45 PM
I got a sweater for Christmas.

I asked for a back-scratcher.

Was it wool?  They can be scratchy.  :rofl:
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Re: Who asked Santa for a naked woman for Christmas?
« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2015, 08:10:47 PM »
The comments are hilarious. Here's one:
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You know you've been bad when Santa delivers your ex back to you.
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Re: Who asked Santa for a naked woman for Christmas?
« Reply #4 on: January 05, 2015, 08:47:39 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on January 05, 2015, 06:37:45 PM
Was it wool?  They can be scratchy.  :rofl:

 :sheep: :sheep: :sheep:

I would have been happy with a screamer.
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Re: Who asked Santa for a naked woman for Christmas?
« Reply #5 on: January 06, 2015, 10:25:37 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on January 05, 2015, 04:26:45 PM
He dropped her down the wrong chimney.

http://news.yahoo.com/woman-naked-stuck-in-fireplace-chimney-photos-162707091.html

On top of that, the dad had a restraining order against the mother, IIRC.

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Hernandez told CBS Los Angeles that the woman isn’t allowed around his kids.

If she "isn't allowe around his kids," that would indicate some sort of legal protection, would it not?  (DAT, I'm looking right in your direction.)
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Re: Who asked Santa for a naked woman for Christmas?
« Reply #6 on: January 06, 2015, 10:50:51 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on January 06, 2015, 10:25:37 AM
If she "isn't allowe around his kids," that would indicate some sort of legal protection, would it not?  (DAT, I'm looking right in your direction.)

You would think so from the way he said it, but since he isn't a lawyer himself, he could have just been talking based on a custody agreement or order rather than an actual, enforceable restraining order.
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Re: Who asked Santa for a naked woman for Christmas?
« Reply #7 on: January 06, 2015, 05:10:48 PM »
I know I am going to regret this, but...
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