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Offline USA4ME

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henpecked primitive makes a wish
« on: December 15, 2014, 02:18:15 PM »
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What is your one wish for the New Year?
 
If by wishing for it or protesting it the most this up coming year. What is the one thing you want to see Congress give to the 99%?

Is it universal health care? (I know some people who make too much to get government help for paying and make too little to have it without sacrificing something else.)

Congress passing reform of some sort for the out of control police bullies we have now at days.

My personal desire. A raise in the min wage.

What is it you hope congress gives to us in 2015?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025963040

Hey, nothing self-centered about the primitives, is there?

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8. Ask not what your country can do for you...
 
Ask what you can do for your country. - JFK

This: "What is it you hope congress gives to us in 2015?"

... is asking what your country can do for you.

So, what can you do for your country? And try not to be so shallow as to say you want to do something that has anything to do with government.

Good suggestion.

So primitives, do you have the maturity to answer in a way that doesn't involve "what can the gov't do for me" or otherwise expressing some selfish desire.

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1. Serious regulation of wall street derivative products
 
Preferably by having them traded on a public exchange with all the disclosures that that entails.

Esoteric, I know.

Fail. Involves gov't.

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2. Congress isn't going to give the people shit...
 
The Sadists are taking over in 2015.

Fail. Involves gov't.

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4. I have to agree with you

All we will see next year is bill after bill trying to tear apart everything the republicans hate, and thats everything that president Obama has accomplished since being elected, and contrary to what some on DU say, he "has" accomplished a lot.

The only way to accomplish things, such as higher wages, is to do it a the state level. People need to get out and protes for higher wages, and get it on state ballots so the people can vote on it. If people vote for it, will win.

Fail. Involves gov't and selfish desires.

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3. Their resignations.

Fail. Selfish desires.

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6. Cheney and Bush in prison.

Fail. Selfish desires.

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9. Maybe they can choke on their own hypocrisy.

Fail. Selfish desires.

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10. mental health care
 
As in modern world mental health care ....

Fail. Involves gov't.

Not that mental health care would do you any good, anyway. Kook.

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12. My first hope would be for world peace but for the most bang for a dollar would be to raise the minimum wage increase, it would help the lowest paid and have more dollars to put back into the ecomony.

Half credit for reciting the answer to the standard question given to all Miss America contestants.

The other part: Fail. Involves gov't.

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13. Nuremberg type trials for war crimes for our previous administration and that we as a nation acknowledge our crimes against our First Nation people and those brought here as slaves. We need to find a way to make reparations to them. We cannot move forward until we make right our past transgressions. Any spiritual leader from any religion will tell you the same.

Fail.  Selfish desires and involves gov't.

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14. Outside of the world peace and happiness and safety for my loved ones...
 
yes, a raise in the minimum wage would be great for the country. But, I don't think that most of those "in charge" are going to let that happen. Too selfish and greedy. Therefore, I am sitting now in a spot where i almost WANT the repubs to keep doing their crap. They are going to make such an even bigger mess that no one can deny it. THEN they will lose power and popularity and the general population will come to their senses and never vote them in power again!

Another Miss America contestant. But with an ugly face and hairy legs.

Fail.

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15. I wish wise and kindly space aliens would "rapture" every conservative to another dimension, solar system, whatever. Someplace where they could be happy, hoarding, killing, and destroying to their hearts content, without pesky liberals trying to stop them.

They'd be happy, and we would rapidly solve every fixable problem on earth.

Fail. Selfish desire.

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16. Socialist revolution.
 
I can dream, can't I?

Fail. Selfish desire.

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18. I hope we all make it through the first year of these bastards being in charge again without ending up destitute. We'll worry about 2016 when the time comes. One step at a time.

Fail. Selfish desire.

So, to answer the question if primitives have any wishes that don't revolve around what the gov't can do for them or some other selfish desire, the answer, from the primitives themselves, is NO!

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Because third world peasant labor is a good thing.

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Re: henpecked primitive makes a wish
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2014, 02:24:57 PM »
What the DUmmies can do for their country....DIE....Bill Ayers wants it.
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Re: henpecked primitive makes a wish
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2014, 03:27:20 PM »
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16. Socialist revolution.
 
I can dream, can't I?

^^^orotund Odin's one of the best reasons mentally-ill people shouldn't be allowed to vote; they're not of sound mind.

One might ask what definition of "mentally ill" should be used, in determining one's intellectual fitness to vote.

<<<thinks someone who's been riding the disability gravy train all his whole entire life based upon mental illness is pretty good criteria.
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Re: henpecked primitive makes a wish
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2014, 03:55:39 PM »
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1. Serious regulation of wall street derivative products

From a DUmmy who has no idea what a "derivative" is.

This reminds me of twelve-year-old Amy Carter's deep concern over nuclear proliferation.


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Re: henpecked primitive makes a wish
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2014, 04:01:38 PM »
Do DUmmies Dream of Electric Cheetos?
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Re: henpecked primitive makes a wish
« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2014, 04:04:43 PM »
Dummies dream of a world without conservatives. Without conservatives, we would still be pledging loyalty to the Queen.

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Re: henpecked primitive makes a wish
« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2014, 04:13:14 PM »
Will Pitt dreams of discovering an island  in the middle of an ocean of whisky, inhabited by a million 12 year old mute schoolgirls.
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Re: henpecked primitive makes a wish
« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2014, 04:14:31 PM »
Do DUmmies Dream of Electric Cheetos?
I'll invent them if they only eat them in the bathtub.
“The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of ‘liberalism’, they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.” - Norman Thomas, U.S. Socialist Party presidential candidate 1940, 1944 and 1948

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Re: henpecked primitive makes a wish
« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2014, 04:14:59 PM »
Cal/Peg dreams of a place where an 80 year old tranny can show off his Adam's apple proudly.
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Re: henpecked primitive makes a wish
« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2014, 04:56:38 PM »
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If by wishing for it or protesting it the most this up coming year. What is the one thing you want to see Congress give to the 99%?

Stop with the 99% BS. What you really want is more freebies for the people already getting freebies from the government, the moochers and looters that don't contribute to the nation, just drain it's resources.

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Re: henpecked primitive makes a wish
« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2014, 04:57:43 PM »
What's going on?

This makes two threads from d-man with no mention of his wife.

Maybe she sprung a leak.

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Re: henpecked primitive makes a wish
« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2014, 05:13:14 PM »
Mrs. Corpio dreams of being king of Djangoland, where he gets to kill all the white people.
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Re: henpecked primitive makes a wish
« Reply #12 on: December 15, 2014, 05:26:50 PM »
fizzy dreams of a world where weed falls from heaven like manna, where a beer and gut bomb diet won't go straight to her ass, and where men prefer flaccid pooters.

Mr. fizz dreams of naked women on bicycles.
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Re: henpecked primitive makes a wish
« Reply #13 on: December 15, 2014, 06:29:44 PM »
Underground Panther dreams of getting a self-cleaning litter box for X-mas.
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Re: henpecked primitive makes a wish
« Reply #14 on: December 15, 2014, 06:30:45 PM »
Underground Panther dreams of getting a self-cleaning litter box for X-mas.

Ditto for Stinky the Dude
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Re: henpecked primitive makes a wish
« Reply #15 on: December 15, 2014, 06:33:36 PM »
Locopuffs dreams that the orderlies will take off his padded anti-suicide mitts, so he can masturbate and post at the DUmp again.
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Re: henpecked primitive makes a wish
« Reply #16 on: December 16, 2014, 09:54:12 AM »
I'm dreaming of finding that one thing that will make DUmbass heads explode like the Slim Whitman song did to the Martians in Mars Attacks.
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Re: henpecked primitive makes a wish
« Reply #17 on: December 16, 2014, 10:01:20 AM »
I'm dreaming of finding that one thing that will make DUmbass heads explode like the Slim Whitman song did to the Martians in Mars Attacks.
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Re: henpecked primitive makes a wish
« Reply #18 on: December 16, 2014, 11:36:42 AM »
If Bush/Cheney winning again in 2004 did not do it I do not know what can.
Rumor has it another Bush is running.
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