I'd rather have the 10 minutes than the high five. 
The watery primitive's Freudianly class-conscious.
He describes a couple he knows, as "doctors."
Nowhere in his post is medicine being discussed.
Myself, not being class-conscious and medicine not being the topic discussed, I would've just described them as "a couple I know."
The watery primitive just wants the other primitives to know that he knows important people.