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Offline Carl

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Surprise,DUmbasses proud to be doped out losers
« on: November 07, 2014, 07:30:42 PM »
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Fri Nov 7, 2014, 03:50 PM

 F4lconF16 (476 posts)

My first trip on psilocybin mushrooms, and how it changed my life


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 I tried psilocybin mushrooms for the first time about two weeks ago, and I’ve had them again twice since. Those trips were some of the most transformational and simply incredible experiences I have ever had.



impossibly long post omitted

Legal note: this story is not true and should be considered for entertainment purposes only. I have a very imaginative mind.


Stoned out cretin.

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Fri Nov 7, 2014, 04:00 PM

Erich Bloodaxe BSN (4,805 posts)
3. Before I read the rest of the post, a note...

You never really want to place admissions of criminal activity online, so I hope wherever you were when you tried them, it was legal for you to do so. Anonymity, or pseudonymity, online is dubious at best, and you should always assume LEO can find out who you are, where you are, and come and get you if you document illegal actions.

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Fri Nov 7, 2014, 04:28 PM

 F4lconF16 (476 posts)
10. Fixed!

I copy pasted from word, and forgot to add the disclaimer. Thanks
Yeah,that will fool people.

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Fri Nov 7, 2014, 04:02 PM

LordGlenconner (821 posts)
4. A thoroughly enjoyable read

And one that brings back a lot of memories.

I tried them for the first time back in the early 90s (which was a ****ing awesome time to be in your teens and 20s, by the way) and had some really great experiences not unlike what you had.

The one bad trip I had was on acid, which I did about 5 or 6 times. I was house sitting for my aunt and uncle who lived in a large home with two very large, but incredibly friendly, dobermans. Long story short we took the acid, popped Woodstock into the VCR (yes, this was before DVDs) and were entranced for 3 plus hours.

What I forgot was that the dogs hadn't been let out to potty in a while and they proceeded to turn the formal dining room, with white carpeting, into a toilet. As we scrubbed and scrubbed we saw maggots in the poop (which weren't there, of course) and a whole lot of other weird shit that I fortunately don't remember. What sight that must have been.

But the rest of the time I did shooms and acid were highly enjoyable times that I remember well and with much fondness.

Congrats on your experience.

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Fri Nov 7, 2014, 04:33 PM

 F4lconF16 (476 posts)
11. Thank you!

Haha that sounds like a terrible thing to have to deal with during a trip. All that sensory overload, and the thing you have to experience is cleaning up dog shit 

I'm jealous of one of my friends, who, while tripping on acid, went to the beach and got to see a huge seal come up from under the water and shred a fish about 30ft in front of him. He said it was one of the coolest things he's seen.

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Fri Nov 7, 2014, 04:15 PM

 Zorra (23,642 posts)
5. Many here totally get it. Thanks for sharing that.

Sure,because you are a bunch of smoked out deadbeats.

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Fri Nov 7, 2014, 04:22 PM

JaneyVee (8,673 posts)
7. Mushrooms are an incredible experience.

Every time I've done them I felt closer and closer to the Earth's sacred geometry and hidden truths. Btw, psilocybin creates more neurotransmitters in your brain, opening more doors of perception.

I hope you do enough to feel closer to Earths dirt.

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Fri Nov 7, 2014, 04:22 PM

RedCappedBandit (4,770 posts)
8. Reminiscent of my experience.

Those emotional waves were way too intense for me, though. Once was a worthwhile experience, and once was enough. :p

Anyway, well written story. Thanks for sharing.

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Fri Nov 7, 2014, 06:34 PM

Alittleliberal (91 posts)
30. Mushrooms are a whole lot of fun, but please be careful.

6.5 grams is Deff enough to overdose on. Mushrooms are benign at low doses but they get you high by literaly poisoning your body. Keep it under 5 grams to be safe next time brotha!

Don`t listen to that *****,if a little is good a lot is better dude!

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Fri Nov 7, 2014, 04:28 PM

 applegrove (65,414 posts)
9. I hear the active ingredient does great stuff to the mind of people

who are completely intolerant of others. They get softer for a year after they take them. The active ingredient is being studied as we speak.

Uhm,it is called "fried"

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Fri Nov 7, 2014, 04:46 PM

 reflection (5,671 posts)
18. I have been trying for months to find some of these

and have come up zeroes. Thank you for sharing your story. Very enlightening.

Legal note: This post is not true and should be considered for entertainment purposes only.

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Fri Nov 7, 2014, 05:55 PM

misterhighwasted (780 posts)
27. 1972.. Psilocybin taught me to laugh at myself, & the

 Stick lying on the ground next to my friend's foot. And the foot was humorous also btw.
Took a full day to straighten my face back to normal after that epiphany.

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Fri Nov 7, 2014, 07:12 PM

 Logical (14,426 posts)
33. I so bad want to use LSD before I die. But hard to get it anymore. Too much fake crap nt

These are the freaks that claim they are destined to rule and it is us that don`t know what our best interests are.
Die soon assholes and spare society the burden of dealing with you.  :bird:

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Re: Surprise,DUmbasses proud to be doped out losers
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2014, 07:48:59 PM »
I had mushrooms a couple of weeks ago. I'm not sure how many grams I did though.






















I'll have to call Papa Johns and see how much they put on their large thin crust pizzas.

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Re: Surprise,DUmbasses proud to be doped out losers
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2014, 08:39:26 PM »
I had mushrooms a couple of weeks ago. I'm not sure how many grams I did though.
I'll have to call Papa Johns and see how much they put on their large thin crust pizzas.

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