primitive tries hocking junk to other primitives

[BattleHymn]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1120491

It's still a slow day at the DUmp, but primitive "art" always seems to be worth bringing over, for hilarity's sake:

Mon Oct 27, 2014, 08:08 PM
Star Member Earth_First (14,320 posts)

Handcrafted Copper Bracelet

[a dumpy looking strip of copper cut out with tin snips and whacked a couple hundred times with a stamp]

7" x 1/2" hand-hammered/textured copper bracelet cuff. Unsealed with acrylic relief patina. Copper has balancing qualities and known to transmit thought and healing energy. We are self-representing artists from our small 585 studio. PM with interest...

Anybody interested?  Come on guys and gals, it transmits energy, and stuff!

[DumbAss Tanker]

The only kind of energy that crap will transmit is the kind you get if you're careless with a set of jumper cables.

[Big Dog]

The only kind of energy that crap will transmit is the kind you get if you're careless with a set of jumper cables.

I'd pay a dollar to watch a DUmmy do that.

[BattleHymn]

I'd pay a dollar to watch a DUmmy do that.

Hey, I'll match your dollar to make it two.  That's more than HAMber makes most weekends. 

[Big Dog]

Hey, I'll match your dollar to make it two.  That's more than HAMber makes most weekends.

If we get only 3 more pledges, that will be one Mexican she won't have to blow behind the Dumpster at the plasma center!

[BattleHymn]

If we get only 3 more pledges, that will be one Mexican she won't have to blow behind the Dumpster at the plasma center!

Si se puede!

[DumbAss Tanker]

If we get only 3 more pledges, that will be one Mexican she won't have to blow behind the Dumpster at the plasma center!

I'm in.  It won't stop her from blowing the Mexicans, though, that's were she gets the copper they strip from vacant buildings.

[Big Dog]

I'm in.  It won't stop her from blowing the Mexicans, though, that's were she gets the copper they strip from vacant buildings.

You just filled in the third leg of Amber's Triangle Trade.

1. Amber blows Mexicans at the Plasma Center, get $5 and copper.
2. Amber takes the money and copper to Chief White Cloud on the Navajo rez. The Chief sells the copper, and sends Amber across the border with a roll of cash stuffed up her pooter.
3. Amber buys some Mexican heroin, stuffs it up her pooter, and smuggles it across the border to the Navajo rez. Chief White Cloud takes the heroin and sends her back to the Plasma Center.

Lather, rinse, repeat.

[miskie]

Sure... I'll pay whatever the DUmmy is asking for that...   

[BlueStateSaint]

I'm in.  It won't stop her from blowing the Mexicans, though, that's were she gets the copper they strip from vacant buildings.

I'll be Number Four!