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Gotta love it when they wound themselves.  And, look at this guy--he's going to be . . . um, . . . 'popular' in prison. :whistling:

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Incompetent Gang-Bangers Shoot THEMSELVES For The Second Night In A Row In Fresno

You don't join a gang because you are intelligent and have career options in life. You join a gang because you're an idiot who can't grasp that "thug life" is only going to lead you to an early grave, or to a government-mandated dating program where a larger, strong inmate is going to name you "Sally." The most recent rocket scientist to figure this out in Fresno, California, is Sally- er, Randy Mcbride.


Randy Mcbride's flowing hair and delicate features are sure to be a hit in the California prison system.

What did Mr. Mcbride did to earn the attention of the Fresno PD? Not much, other than nearly neutering himself with a sawed-off shotgun:

You have to go to the link for the other two paragraphs . . . http://bearingarms.com/incompetent-gang-bangers-shoot-second-night-row-fresno/

He's going to have lots of dates. :whistling:
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He might have saved himself from worse injury by pulling his pants up.
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Gotta love it when they wound themselves.  And, look at this guy--he's going to be . . . um, . . . 'popular' in prison. :whistling:

You have to go to the link for the other two paragraphs . . . http://bearingarms.com/incompetent-gang-bangers-shoot-second-night-row-fresno/

He's going to have lots of dates. :whistling:

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I thought that was a woman!! OMG he's pretty for a woman!  He needs to be cutting that hair  :rotf:






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I thought that was a woman!! OMG he's pretty for a woman!  He needs to be cutting that hair  :rotf:

If he doesn't cut his hair, his new boyfriends will use it like reins.

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I thought that was a woman!! OMG he's pretty for a woman!  He needs to be cutting that hair  :rotf:

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