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primitives discuss ducks' legs
« on: October 30, 2014, 06:24:57 PM »
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AngryAmish (21,591 posts)    Tue Oct 28, 2014, 06:46 PM

confiting my first set of duck legs

Never did it before. Right now a 36 hour marinade in salt, thyme and bay leaves, then 12 hours in my sous vide (actually a hot wired crock pot with a temperture controller.)
 
My bride gave me sausage making gear and a friend gave me the Fatted Calf's Charcuterie bok. By spring I will have gout, but oh so delicious, homemade gout.
 
I am buying ten pounds of leaf lard tomorrow.

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First, off to wikipedia:

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confit is a generic term for various kinds of food that have been cooked in grease, oil or sugar water (syrup). Sealed and stored in a cool, dark place, confit can last for several months or years. Confit ("prepared") is one of the oldest ways to preserve food, and is a specialty of southwestern France.

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sous vide is a method of cooking food sealed in airtight plastic bags in a water bath or in a temperature-controlled steam environment for longer than normal cooking times—96 hours or more, in some cases—at an accurately regulated temperature much lower than normally used for cooking, typically around 131 °F to 140 °F for meats and higher for vegetables. The intention is to cook the item evenly, ensuring that the inside is properly cooked without overcooking the outside, and retain moisture.

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charcuterie is the branch of cooking devoted to prepared meat products, such as bacon, ham, sausage, terrines, galantines, pâtés, and confit, primarily from pork. Charcuterie is part of the garde manger chef's repertoire. Originally intended as a way to preserve meat before the advent of refrigeration, they are prepared today for their flavors derived from the preservation processes.

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Galileo126 (653 posts)    Wed Oct 29, 2014, 06:44 PM

1. I'm interested in how the duck came out

I love duck legs that have been confited. What temp did you use for those 12 hrs?

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AngryAmish (21,591 posts)    Wed Oct 29, 2014, 06:55 PM

2. Ill tell you in 24 hours

Dry marinade of mostly salt plus bay leaf and thyme for 12 more hours. Then into to water bath.

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sir pball (2,025 posts)    Wed Oct 29, 2014, 11:27 PM

3. With your setup I wouldn't bag them, just do them in the fat directly

Fill the crock pot with the melted lard, drop the legs in and stick the probe in. Let it go, then put the legs in a shallow baking dish and cover with the fat, let solidify. If you dig the pieces out one at a time, the "sealed" ones will keep for months.
 
I actually prefer to confit in a pan of fat in 225F oven instead of my Anova, even though I can circulate the fat directly with it. Sometimes the old-fashioned way really is better.

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Re: primitives discuss ducks' legs
« Reply #1 on: October 30, 2014, 06:40:48 PM »
Had to look up 'Leaf lard,' which according to Wiki is "The highest grade of lard, known as leaf lard, is obtained from the "flare" visceral fat deposit surrounding the kidneys and inside the loin. Leaf lard has little pork flavor, making it ideal for use in baked goods, where it is valued for its ability to produce flaky, moist pie crusts."  I am somewhat perplexed as to why the fat medium even mattered to the DUmmie since he was planning on using plastic bags that would prevent any physical contact between the meat and the immersion medium, it seems he could just as easily use pond water as a premium-grade shortening. 
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Re: primitives discuss ducks' legs
« Reply #2 on: October 30, 2014, 06:41:54 PM »
It sounds revolting.

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Re: primitives discuss ducks' legs
« Reply #3 on: October 30, 2014, 07:45:11 PM »
Had to look up 'Leaf lard,' which according to Wiki is "The highest grade of lard, known as leaf lard, is obtained from the "flare" visceral fat deposit surrounding the kidneys and inside the loin. Leaf lard has little pork flavor, making it ideal for use in baked goods, where it is valued for its ability to produce flaky, moist pie crusts."  I am somewhat perplexed as to why the fat medium even mattered to the DUmmie since he was planning on using plastic bags that would prevent any physical contact between the meat and the immersion medium, it seems he could just as easily use pond water as a premium-grade shortening.

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Re: primitives discuss ducks' legs
« Reply #4 on: October 30, 2014, 10:04:35 PM »
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Jenoch (7,144 posts)    Thu Oct 30, 2014, 09:46 PM

4. Are you using duck fat or lard?

I have a whole frozen duck in the freezer. I'm thinking of thawing it out, taking the breasts off, skin on then taking the leg quarters off, and cooking off the rest of it to render the fat. I'll confit the legs/thighs, and sear the breasts. Is this a viable plan? I have roasted whole ducks in the past, many years ago, but they were wild ducks without much fat.
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Re: primitives discuss ducks' legs
« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2014, 01:14:39 PM »
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Re: primitives discuss ducks' legs
« Reply #6 on: October 31, 2014, 02:37:59 PM »
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Re: primitives discuss ducks' legs
« Reply #7 on: October 31, 2014, 04:12:46 PM »
Positively !

It really does sound an awful lot like left-over grease-caked stew meat that's been in the fridge two months.
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Re: primitives discuss ducks' legs
« Reply #8 on: October 31, 2014, 05:35:28 PM »
It really does sound an awful lot like left-over grease-caked stew meat that's been in the fridge two months.

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Re: primitives discuss ducks' legs
« Reply #9 on: October 31, 2014, 05:39:25 PM »
Duck legs?  Isn't that a little bourgeois?
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Re: primitives discuss ducks' legs
« Reply #10 on: October 31, 2014, 06:12:18 PM »
Frog legs and the colonels drumsticks is about as far as........well now I do have a thing for the female leg.....and then there are hams.....I guess it's just rotten duck legs I don't do.
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Re: primitives discuss ducks' legs
« Reply #11 on: October 31, 2014, 06:17:03 PM »
Duck legs?  Isn't that a little bourgeois?
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« Reply #12 on: October 31, 2014, 06:34:10 PM »
If it's legs from wild ducks, you'd do just as well to boil a pot of Bass Weejuns.

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Re: primitives discuss ducks' legs
« Reply #13 on: November 01, 2014, 01:33:14 AM »

     Confit simply means that it has been slowly cooked in its own juices and fat, rather like LynneSin's briefs on a hot, muggy day.

     You can confit anything that has a lot of fat, or to which you add a lot of fat. The result is a pile of tender meat. That's it. Duck is ideal for confit, because it has a nice flavor that shines through the fact that you are basically eating fat.

     Confit, owing to the fact that it is capable of elevating an otherwise tough and undesirable piece of meat (like, for example, Cali), began as a poor man's technique. It was coopted by chefs who realized they could make better cuts of meat even more flavorful. Of course, DUmmies will claim that it's all the rage in the better kitchens when in fact it's old as the hills. Sous vide cooking is currently in vogue, although it often misapplied.

     All of which to say that this is just plain vanity posting by a DUmmy looking to build street cred. Odds are he really had a slice of American cheese between two pieces of white bread.
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Re: primitives discuss ducks' legs
« Reply #14 on: November 01, 2014, 06:07:56 AM »
     Confit simply means that it has been slowly cooked in its own juices and fat, rather like LynneSin's briefs on a hot, muggy day.

     You can confit anything that has a lot of fat, or to which you add a lot of fat. The result is a pile of tender meat. That's it. Duck is ideal for confit, because it has a nice flavor that shines through the fact that you are basically eating fat.

     Confit, owing to the fact that it is capable of elevating an otherwise tough and undesirable piece of meat (like, for example, Cali), began as a poor man's technique. It was coopted by chefs who realized they could make better cuts of meat even more flavorful. Of course, DUmmies will claim that it's all the rage in the better kitchens when in fact it's old as the hills. Sous vide cooking is currently in vogue, although it often misapplied.

     All of which to say that this is just plain vanity posting by a DUmmy looking to build street cred. Odds are he really had a slice of American cheese between two pieces of white bread.

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Re: primitives discuss ducks' legs
« Reply #15 on: November 01, 2014, 08:54:42 AM »
     Confit simply means that it has been slowly cooked in its own juices and fat, rather like LynneSin's briefs on a hot, muggy day.

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« Reply #16 on: November 02, 2014, 04:22:45 PM »
     Confit simply means that it has been slowly cooked in its own juices and fat, rather like LynneSin's briefs on a hot, muggy day.

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