Oy. An 18K+ DUmmy thinks that a sleepy little PD has paid trolls that test the waters to see how drugged-out, one-footed, fat, insane, constipated, frustrated, loser liberals feel about...what, exactly?
Your order of descriptive terms just made me realize something. As far as I know, the lollipop guild of one-footed primitives is currently just a duet of the masternumbskull primitive and the Las Vegas Leviathan, Kirk.
Kirk's remaining "foot" appendage is a size 15EEEEEE (practically a toilet lid, in layman's terms), which undoubtedly gives him an advantage with his surface contact patch over two-footed people, much less his fellow one-footed primitive.
With so much extra surface contact patch, one would imagine that one, possibly
two new feet (one for Kirk, and the other for the masternumbskull) could be carved out of Kirk's remaining flipper.