What's his story? Has he ever worked or has he always been supported by the women in his life?
He's always been supported by his mother from her dwindling inheritance and now by his tattooed bride, who's a retail clerk.
Years ago, he was a part-time $30-a-day substitute middle school English teacher, the only gainful employment he's ever claimed at the DUmp.
It resulted in a close call with catastrophe when he was apparently accused of some kind of inappropriate conduct with female students.
It prompted a panicked DUmp post by an "anonymous" sockpuppet:
Though the accusations were never brought to legal ends, I fear that they carry the effect of multiple felony convictions. I believe that should I ever apply for a job that requires a thorough background check, run for public office, or make an enemy of any person, these rumors will spring out of my history, and because they are believed by so many people and I have no means to disprove them, be taken as fact. This won’t ever go away, no matter how old I live to be. It will follow me all the way to my grave.
I’m in a different town now, but I remain surrounded by people involved in both incidents. At any time, should I be recognized publicly, or should someone have a grudge against me, some of the very accusers themselves can step forward and instantly destroy my career prospects, social relationships, and most other aspects of my life beyond hope of repair.
The drunken DUmmy never admitted the posting, though the style, the timing, and his subsequent permanent unemployment left little doubt.
You may recall that sometime back in the same era, he joined forces with a moonbat friend, the convicted child molester Scott Ritter, to write a crazy anti-Bush screed. DUmmy Raven then hired a vanity publisher to print it.
With DUmmy Jane now nearly tapped out, the drunken Pitt is limited to e-books, which require no investment by the aspiring author (or his mother).
He's been a laughingstock, even among the lunatics at the DUmp, since his ultimate humiliation in the "Fitzmas" debacle.