Pinko is apparently a ?????

[DefiantSix]

All I got out of reading Mo's OP is 

Congratulations on passing your sanity check. 

[Ogre]

Congratulations on passing your sanity check. 

Thanks, for a minute I thought I was having a stroke! 

[Jasonw560]

Hackberries are useless.

Mulberries drop their berries, which in turn rot, and the OP would make excuses for the "mulch", not to mention all the birds that would crap all over everything,

And Maples drop leaves which I am sure would have to be raked up by the neighbors.

And tearing up the grass and planting weeds? Really?

Hell, MY property value went down reading this bouncy.

[Big Dog]

Her people threatened to committ her about a year ago, but I love her - she is simply awesome IMO. As an example, this FB post she made today is just hilarious to me:

 

Thanks for that one, Tess. I think it's hilarious, too.

"DU's resident chicken witch says, 'Don't hit your children in the head'."

How will the chil'ren  develop their eighth intelligence, if you don't give them brain damage?

[JohnnyReb]

Thanks for that one, Tess. I think it's hilarious, too.

"DU's resident chicken witch says, 'Don't hit your children in the head'."

How will the chil'ren  develop their eighth intelligence, if you don't give them brain damage?

Do it the old fashioned way, like it was done to the chicken witch.....drop them on their head.

[franksolich]

Thanks for that one, Tess. I think it's hilarious, too.

"DU's resident chicken witch says, 'Don't hit your children in the head'."

How will the chil'ren  develop their eighth intelligence, if you don't give them brain damage?

I'm suddenly concerned about Big Mo's nervous breakdown.

Remember, I'm writing a story about Big Mo, and writing it on the spur of the moment as inspiration strikes me, as other events prove useful for telling the story.

Big Mo's nervous breakdown might change the direction of the story; I dunno.  We'll see.