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Man on bathroom break finds venomous snake coiled in toilet
« on: July 10, 2014, 05:41:33 AM »
I think I'd just go behind a tree . . .

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Man on bathroom break finds venomous snake coiled in toilet

by CNN
khou.com
Posted on July 9, 2014 at 1:01 PM
Updated yesterday at 1:01 PM

HUEYTOWN, Ala. (CNN) -- A bathroom break for one worker at an Alabama construction office ended with an unexpected scare when he discovered a four-foot long, venomous snake coiled in a toilet.

Willie Harris says he couldn't believe his eyes. "So when I was going to use the restroom, I see a snake around the commode and I'm thinking it was a joke."

But once Harris saw the snake move a few times, he knew this was no laughing matter.

"I pulled the door back a little bit and I said 'wow!" Harris said
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Harris's boss then called 911, and luckily help wasn't far behind -- Officer Alice Thompson.

The rest of the story, along with video goodness, is here:  http://www.khou.com/news/Man-on-bathroom-break-finds-venomous-snake-coiled-in-toilet-266462841.html
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Re: Man on bathroom break finds venomous snake coiled in toilet
« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2014, 11:11:53 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on July 10, 2014, 05:41:33 AM
I think I'd just go behind a tree . . .


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Re: Man on bathroom break finds venomous snake coiled in toilet
« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2014, 10:24:48 AM »
He's probably just bragging...
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Re: Man on bathroom break finds venomous snake coiled in toilet
« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2014, 10:58:29 AM »
Quote from: Wineslob on July 11, 2014, 10:24:48 AM
He's probably just bragging...

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Re: Man on bathroom break finds venomous snake coiled in toilet
« Reply #4 on: July 13, 2014, 09:24:34 AM »
For the next moth, this man will suffer from the "pucker factor."
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Re: Man on bathroom break finds venomous snake coiled in toilet
« Reply #5 on: July 19, 2014, 08:38:09 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on July 11, 2014, 10:58:29 AM
:lol:

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Hey Euph, how the hell are ya? Ya do know Blue combs the web for this kinda shit, doncha? I think he has a fetish!
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Re: Man on bathroom break finds venomous snake coiled in toilet
« Reply #6 on: July 19, 2014, 06:37:34 PM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on July 19, 2014, 08:38:09 AM
Hey Euph, how the hell are ya? Ya do know Blue combs the web for this kinda shit, doncha? I think he has a fetish!

Again, Drudge. :whistling:
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Re: Man on bathroom break finds venomous snake coiled in toilet
« Reply #7 on: July 19, 2014, 06:52:52 PM »
We have a thread on how libs abuse bathroom breaks. Now we have the solution.
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Re: Man on bathroom break finds venomous snake coiled in toilet
« Reply #8 on: July 23, 2014, 10:30:47 AM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on July 19, 2014, 08:38:09 AM
Hey Euph, how the hell are ya? Ya do know Blue combs the web for this kinda shit, doncha? I think he has a fetish!

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