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Rabid Raccoon returns- likes DUmmy's smelly feet
« on: July 19, 2014, 10:01:14 AM »
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Thu Jul 17, 2014, 10:39 PM

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The damn raccoon is back
I had my gardening shoes outside and the damn thing was smelling them.

He was released 10 miles away 3 months ago, and the damn thing is back smelling my shoes.

My guess is that it's a different Raccoon.

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Thu Jul 17, 2014, 10:43 PM

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1. He can smell your shoes from 10 miles away?

Need you ask?

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Thu Jul 17, 2014, 10:44 PM

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3. I didn't know my feet stunk that bad

Little bastard was right in them.

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158. Oh, he was wearing a mask, but he didn't fool me.

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117. That's really interesting! Wildlife often relates to humans. I've had birds that know me and

dropped by when they saw me outside. A huge one used to fly up and visit me when by the pool. I never fed him (her?) or anything, he just seemed to like me. The guy across the canal was was a fisherman and used to toss bait scraps off his boat into the canal. Two wild birds resided over there, but one of them took a fancy to me and used to fly over and sit by me. He was huge, so I was cautious, but he (her?) seemed friendly.

Now I have geckos. I had always thought they just run around all over the place, but I've noticed some hang around in the same place. I can recognize some of them ... I think ... because they go to the same place all the time. ... they usually run away, but I swear, some of them come to get to know you. I've had a couple like that, they just stayed by me.

Well, and then a wild rabbit that seemed to adopt us, he lived under the bushes in the front yard, used to come over and sit by us. I never tried to pet him, never fed him, just seemed to like the company. There is a sad part to this, I came out one morning and he was dead on the lawn by the front door by the bushes. He had gotten hit by a car during the night and looked like he tried to make it home. We had a little funeral for him (her?) and buried him by his favorite bushes.

So much wildlife can be fun and very interactive if given a chance. We also had a dove that loved company outdoors ... used to sit for hours by the bird feeder, used to lie in the seed catch tray too. You could walk right up to them and seemed so happy!

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33. I do have a bow

I hate killing things, but this particular thing is pissing me right off. Eating my tomatoes, damn.

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Re: Rabid Raccoon returns- likes DUmmy's smelly feet
« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2014, 04:16:56 PM »
If it is the same raccoon, Aerows can take solace in knowing the beast wasn't rabid at all, and she got all those injections for nothing.

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Re: Rabid Raccoon returns- likes DUmmy's smelly feet
« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2014, 05:05:36 PM »
If it is the same raccoon, Aerows can take solace in knowing the beast wasn't rabid at all, and she got all those injections for nothing.

Can't be too sure. Might have got some strange tail en route back home.
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Re: Rabid Raccoon returns- likes DUmmy's smelly feet
« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2014, 05:17:09 PM »
Can't be too sure. Might have got some strange tail en route back home.

Which one (got the tail)? :confused:

ETA:  At least the raccoon survived its' initial contact with a DUmmie.
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Re: Rabid Raccoon returns- likes DUmmy's smelly feet
« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2014, 05:31:11 PM »
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Re: Rabid Raccoon returns- likes DUmmy's smelly feet
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117. That's really interesting! Wildlife often relates to humans. I've had birds that know me and

dropped by when they saw me outside. A huge one used to fly up and visit me when by the pool. I never fed him (her?) or anything, he just seemed to like me. The guy across the canal was was a fisherman and used to toss bait scraps off his boat into the canal. Two wild birds resided over there, but one of them took a fancy to me and used to fly over and sit by me. He was huge, so I was cautious, but he (her?) seemed friendly.
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Re: Rabid Raccoon returns- likes DUmmy's smelly feet
« Reply #6 on: July 19, 2014, 08:20:37 PM »
Hey DUmmie, quit feeding the damn raccoon.  Pick up your trash and pet food, and he will go find happier hunting grounds.  Just a suggestion.
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Re: Rabid Raccoon returns- likes DUmmy's smelly feet
« Reply #7 on: July 19, 2014, 08:36:40 PM »
Which one (got the tail)? :confused:

ETA:  At least the raccoon survived its' initial contact with a DUmmie.

Now that the crooked arrow DUmmy has had her rabies shots, the local raccoon population is safer.
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Re: Rabid Raccoon returns- likes DUmmy's smelly feet
« Reply #8 on: July 19, 2014, 09:35:40 PM »
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The damn raccoon is back
I had my gardening shoes outside and the damn thing was smelling them.

He was released 10 miles away 3 months ago, and the damn thing is back smelling my shoes.

How do you know it's the same one?  You've had several you were feeding.   
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Re: Rabid Raccoon returns- likes DUmmy's smelly feet
« Reply #9 on: July 20, 2014, 04:57:49 PM »
How do you know it's the same one?  You've had several you were feeding.

Sad what them raccoons can do to a neighborhood.

A few years back we went to VA. and took a ride by our old home that the kids had  spent some years growing up in.     

The area is today considered a Historic area, I had not seen the area in 20+ years and was speechless when I saw the old home.

The homes are mostly 120+ years old, trees planted on street side of the sidewalk, but, when it came to our old home the trees had been removed on both sides of the street.  Just there in that one spot, it looked naked.

The neighbors across the street were still living in their home and was happy to give me an update on what had gone on in the last two decades  after I had sold my home in the mid 80'

Where were the trees in front of our two homes ?     The story I was told made little sense to me but it seems while remodeling the home, new roof, etc. some raccoons just happened to decide to move in and as their family's grew they decided to branch out and chew into the other homes in the area with the smallest of roof problems.

The Coons were trapped and taken 20 miles away to the Dismal Swamp, yet they were back in a week or so.   Nothing worked so the new owner who did not live in the home had a company come in and tent wrap the home.  Big Bucks for that.

Everyone on the street panicked when the Coons came back so in their wisdom the city cut down all the sidewalk trees on both sides of the road just in front of my old home and the neighbors across the street.   

Why this worked and the Coons packed their bags and left the other homes alone I have no idea, but it really did the job on the curb appeal.   

We expect to see wildlife in NH.  However I never expected to see wild life and was surprised to hear of Raccoons taking over a down town area in VA.


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Re: Rabid Raccoon returns- likes DUmmy's smelly feet
« Reply #10 on: July 20, 2014, 06:15:17 PM »
How do you know it's the same one?  You've had several you were feeding.

She picked it out of a lineup.


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Re: Rabid Raccoon returns- likes DUmmy's smelly feet
« Reply #11 on: July 21, 2014, 12:21:08 AM »
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3. I didn't know my feet stunk that bad

Little bastard was right in them.

The lezbo Dummy Aerows needs to learn about continuity in authoring bounces.

Her tone here is way too flippant for someone who has claimed eighteen thousand dollars in medical expense due to a bite from this same animal.

Without continuity in your storyline, your bouncy falls flat as Rachel Corrie.