primitives consider the well-stocked pantry (Judy grasswire shouts out to us)

[FlippyDoo]

grasswire (40,815 posts)    Sat Jun 21, 2014, 06:08 PM
in response to NJCher's chortle above

15. no, Rimjob is the owner of freerepublic.com

The conservativecave.com is a ragtag bunch of misfits whose ONLY purpose is to observe DU and comment on us. And sometimes they work to harm DU members in real life. Really. Serious stuff. The owner of conservative cave is a serial prevaricator and makes up fanciful stories about many things. He loves to visit C&B. He has driven some of our most favorite members away. I've been told his name is David Kolisek, although he is happy to let us think it is Fred Grady.

That's a lie. We also throw killer parties. You ought to see the annual CC - CU baseball game.

[franksolich]

That's a lie. We also throw killer parties. You ought to see the annual CC - CU baseball game.

What I resent is the gratuitous lie that "the owner" "has driven some of our most favorite members away."

Judy grasswire doesn't name names, but it's obvious to whom she's referring.

I really resent that smear, especially since "driving" primitives "away" directly conflicts with my, our, and conservativecave's own best self-interest.  We depend upon the primitives for inventory for the DUmpster, and the more primitives there are, and the more colorful the primitives are, the easier it is for us to stock the shelves.

The pickings have been pretty slim the past year and a half, and I wish some of these "most favorite members" would come back.  There's nothing holding them back; nobody's blocking the door so they can't get in.

[FlippyDoo]

What I resent is the gratuitous lie that "the owner" "has driven some of our most favorite members away."

Judy grasswire doesn't name names, but it's obvious to whom she's referring.

I really resent that smear, especially since "driving" primitives "away" directly conflicts with my, our, and conservativecave's own best self-interest.  We depend upon the primitives for inventory for the DUmpster, and the more primitives there are, and the more colorful the primitives are, the easier it is for us to stock the shelves.

The pickings have been pretty slim the past year and a half, and I wish some of these "most favorite members" would come back.  There's nothing holding them back; nobody's blocking the door so they can't get in.

True, but understanding that takes logic. Sure, it's simple logic, but it is logic nonetheless. The "logic" shelf at DU is empty and covered in dust and roach droppings.

[CollectivismMustDie]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/115743096

Oh my.

<<<didn't bother looking at pantry here.

<<<grew up in a house with a real pantry; it was always stocked with all sorts of canned and bottled goods, and dry goods.  Ho-hum; what was in the refrigerator was all that mattered.

<<<checked refrigerator to see if it was well-stocked.

three and a half gallons of whole milk
two pints of cream
five half-gallons of 100% pure orange juice
two and a half quarts of sour cream
four blocks of real cheddar cheese
one and a half quarts of real mayonnaise
two and a half loaves of whole wheat bread
one unopened loaf of rye bread
one and a quarter pounds of real butter
two complete dozens of eggs
two wrapped packages of beef, name of cuts unknown
one box of corn flakes cereal, nearly full
one two-pound bag of sugar, nearly full
one unopened box of pancake mix
one bottle of maple syrup
one jar of mustard, never opened
one bottle of ketchup, never opened
one 16-ounce jar of Wesson grease, for popcorn, two-thirds full
three and a half gallons of vanilla real ice cream (in freezer)
one bag of popcorn, unpopped and unopened (in freezer)
two loaves of whole wheat bread (in freezer)
twelve trays of ice cubes (in freezer)
nine wrapped packages of beef, name of cuts unknown (in freezer)
one 32-ounce bag of frozen corn, a little bit used (in freezer)
one 32-ounce bag of frozen peas, a little bit used (in freezer)

Same thing for us, Coach, except we run about half that much. Ours is half of a side by side food service set - the refrigerator half - with no freezer. We went with a pair of chest freezers instead.

The timing of this thread is funny, since we did our 3 month shopping trip only a week or two ago...2 days before the bad storm went through, in fact. We buy everything meat in bulk, with few exceptions.



1 10 pound sirloin from the locker, cut into 3/4 inch streaks cut in half and single wrapped.
10 pounds of bacon.
10 pounds of boneless chicken breast.
10 pounds of chicken wing sections.
A 16 pound turkey.
An 8 pound ham.
6 pounds of ribeyes and t-bones.
1 turkey roast.
5 jacks pizzas.
5 pounds of country ribs (beef).
5 pounds of country ribs (pork).
2 pounds regular beef ribs.
3 or 4 packs of ham chunks.
10 pounds ground sirloin.
1 .5 pounds hickory smoked beef jerky.
Several pounds of frozen veggies and taters.

We buy our eggs farm fresh 6 miles up the road. Refrigerator and pantry goods are harder for me to remember, because they aren't associated with grilling or smoking or bacon. 

10. cali, I'l wager you just blew the fuse over at the Cave.

No fuses blown here, judy. Enjoy your sophisticated rabbit food, and your puke stew recipes.

CMD

[fatboy]

Pantry.
This is where we store our smokeless powers for handloading ammo.
Mine is well stocked.   

[franksolich]

NJCher (16,656 posts)    Sat Jun 21, 2014, 10:14 PM

18. this is all new to me!

And I thought it very funny until you told me how he's driven some of our favorite members away.

grasswire (40,823 posts)    Sat Jun 21, 2014, 10:20 PM

20. well if you ever go over there..

....don't believe anything they say or write about anyone here! It's all rubbish.

Yeah, yeah, sure, sure.

I know it's pointless to ask, but Judy dear, names please; names of primitives franksolich has "driven away."

[franksolich]

Same thing for us, Coach, except we run about half that much. Ours is half of a side by side food service set - the refrigerator half - with no freezer. We went with a pair of chest freezers instead.

I can be sloppy and lackadaisical about stored food because I'm only one person.  If I were married and with children, of course I'd have to be more careful.  But for now, I don't.

[franksolich]

I'm having problems, serious problems, with this:

grasswire (40,823 posts)    Sat Jun 21, 2014, 10:20 PM

20. well if you ever go over there..

....don't believe anything they say or write about anyone here! It's all rubbish.

What has ever been said about Judy grasswire that isn't true?

After all, just like with all the other primitives, the source of information is.....she herself; all that's known about her came first from her own mouth.

Nobody, but nobody, has enough imagination to dream up the characteristics and antics of the primitives.

<<<starting to get ticked off now, at this besmudgement of our good name.

[franksolich]

Something for Judy grasswire to chew her cud over:



At 26 pages, and 30 threads per page, that's 780 threads of Judy grasswire, all stuff written by herself, and simply quoted here.

That's more than enough material to write a pretty thick biography of Judy grasswire.

And the source of all material being.....the pie-and-jam primitive herself.

[Tess Anderson]

 


hard to top this level of sophistication:

[franksolich]

There's only 18 pages of the hippywife primitive, Mrs. Alfred Packer, or 540 threads.

And only God knows how much material Mrs. Alfred Packer provided.

There are however a whopping 36 pages of the sparkling old dude, and combined with 10 more pages under his original screen name, that's 1380 threads.

And just a couple of weeks ago, Atman was griping about "overexposure" here?

[BattleHymn]

hard to top this level of sophistication:

Let's not forget Judy the Addled is of Aryan (Viking) blood: 

[franksolich]

brand-spanking new--comment 2537:
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=81827.2525

[GOBUCKS]

grasswire (40,823 posts)    Sat Jun 21, 2014, 10:20 PM

20. well if you ever go over there..

....don't believe anything they say or write about anyone here! It's all rubbish.

By "anyone" of course she means herself.

Yet in the hundreds of threads involving her, not one word is without support from what she's posted about herself.

The years of squatting in her former friend's bonus room came directly from her, as did her claim to have grown great-great grandchildren, though only sixty years old at the time.

The pie shop silliness, the lack of a home, the little red wagon, the coats, her absurd recipes, her "investigation" of the round red sodomite's timely demise, her junk hoarding, all of it straight from the addled horse's mouth.

So any DUmmies wanting to know about grasswipe Judy Smith, up there in the seedy inner 'burbs of Portland, need only come here.

It's a lot more efficient than sifting through her years of DUmp blather.

[Carl]

grasswire (40,811 posts)    Sat Jun 21, 2014, 03:21 PM

10. cali, I'l wager you just blew the fuse over at the Cave.

Most of them have never heard of half of what we often stock. Capers and cornichons are probably tripping them up. Every time they read one of our "what's for dinner" threadts, they boast about their meal: going down to the local convenience store for a couple of slices of pizza. They think we're odd.

No,we know you are a bunch of unhinged lunatic liars.

[diesel driver]

My wife is pretty snobbish in that she never uses canned when she can get fresh ingredients.
So I come home to a massage and a freshly made dinner every night.

So.....................
SHE gets the massage, and YOU cook dinner, right?