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Thu Jun 19, 2014, 05:27 PM
Star Member newcriminal (1,736 posts)

After a long hard campaign, I finally received my Cerificate of Election today!


I was duly elected to the office of Democratic Committeewoman for the boro/precinct of Milford, PA.

OK, what really happened was no one was running and my husband wrote in my name. I won and received my certificate today.

What the hell do I do now?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025123297
That's a question their jug-eared messiah is still trying to answer.


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Thu Jun 19, 2014, 05:41 PM
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6. Congratulations! I could never have the courage to run for office. I hope what you'll do now

is use your influence to support social and economic justice

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Question, maybe some DUmbass can answer it for me.

WHAT THE HELL IS "ECONOMIC JUSTICE"????

I've looked up "economic justice", the term doesn't exist!  At least, not in the REAL world.
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To liberals, "economic justice" is when you give and they receive.

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Because third world peasant labor is a good thing.

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The only two forms of "justice" that I recognize are...

Criminal justice
Constitutional justice (as in "Justice for All")

"Poetic" justice, perhaps, when a DUmpmonkey gets his/her/its comeuppance...
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Thu Jun 19, 2014, 05:27 PM
Star Member newcriminal (1,736 posts)

I was duly elected to the office of Democratic Committeewoman for the boro/precinct of Milford, PA.

This DUmbass' screen name just took on an entirely new meaning.
« Last Edit: June 20, 2014, 01:45:54 AM by BattleHymn »

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seems the primitive stumbled upon the secret to primitive political success. -don't run at all, and have someone else give the position to you.

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seems the primitive stumbled upon the secret to primitive political success. -don't run at all, and have someone else give the position to you.

They want everything else given to them, so why not!    :loser:
Murphy's 3rd Law:  "You can't make anything 'idiot DUmmie proof'.  The world will just create a better idiot DUmmie."

Liberals are like Slinkys.  Basically useless, but they do bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs...
 
Global warming supporters believe that a few hundred million tons of CO2 has more control over our climate than a million mile in diameter, unshielded thermo-nuclear fusion reactor at the middle of the solar system.

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Star Member Dark n Stormy Knight (2,424 posts)
6. Congratulations! I could never have the courage to run for office. I hope what you'll do now
is use your influence to support social and economic justice

You DUmbass, neither did she.  No one else ran, and her husband wrote her name in.  Probably either as a joke or to get her out of the house. 
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I was duly elected to the office of Democratic Committeewoman for the boro/precinct of Milford, PA.

Where are all the DUmp feminists who should be decrying that title? Oh wait... they're too busy congratulating a fellow loser for doing nothing more than breathing:

 
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2. Congratulations!! Go to the precinct meetings! nt
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Thu Jun 19, 2014, 05:27 PM
Star Member newcriminal (1,736 posts)

After a long hard campaign, I finally received my Cerificate of Election today!


I was duly elected to the office of Democratic Committeewoman for the boro/precinct of Milford, PA.

OMG  :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:  How awesome is that!?






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Question, maybe some DUmbass can answer it for me.

WHAT THE HELL IS "ECONOMIC JUSTICE"????

I've looked up "economic justice", the term doesn't exist!  At least, not in the REAL world.

When your money is seized and given to another person who votes Dim.
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Look like another worthless title:

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Responsibilities to the voters in his/her precinct. As a representative of
the Democratic voters in his/her precinct, the Committeeperson is expected
to:
⇒ attend meetings of any regional Democrat group;
⇒ arrange for “house” parties or other events within the precinct
so that the voters are able to meet Democratic candidates;
⇒ actively seek out and register new voters within the precinct;
⇒ stay in touch with constituents in any way possible; listen to
their concerns and bring these concerns back to the County
Democrat Committee; and
⇒ strategize with the County Committee to Get Out the Vote on
Election Days; recruit and organize volunteers to help cover
the polls, canvass the streets, and assist Democrats in getting
to the polls.

Now, go bake some cookies and get me a beer.
http://www.democratwomenmc.org/extras/Committeeperson-job-description-20070109.pdf
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Look like another worthless title:

Now, go bake some cookies and get me a beer.
http://www.democratwomenmc.org/extras/Committeeperson-job-description-20070109.pdf

That sounds like things that any volunteer for a campaign would do.

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Well, we do know her name is Kimberly Reno.

http://www.pikepa.org/election/2014General.htm

A quick nadin search brings up nada.

http://funnylogo.info/engines/Google/Red/Nadin.aspx (then paste Kimberly Reno Milford PA )
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