DUmmy blames George Will's current op/ed for not reporting a rape years ago

[Big Dog]

Yea, that would work also but I hear that vomiting or urinating on yourself is the DUmmies preferred method of self defense and that's just the males.

That explains why William "Bukowski" Pitt has never been raped. He pre-soils himself.

[DefiantSix]

I was actually willing to grant the lying DUmbshit the benefit of the doubt, until I got to here:

...In the wee hours of the morning I called my boyfriend of two years. I told him...

In all likelihood, this never happened. 

Know how I know?

Because the few times this confirmed nerd was in a committed relationship, there wasn't a single party, or social event larger than "me and the guys watching football in the living room" where I didn't attend said function WITH my significant other at the time.  There would have been no need to tell my SO about it later, because unless it happened while she was in the loo, she would have been witness to the whole thing.

[Big Dog]

demgurl
 
Mr. Will, your article was like a tiny bit of vomit that gets stuck in my throat. I try to wash it down but I cannot seem to get rid of it. The aftertaste is horrible and I am stuck with it.

That wasn't vomit.

I offered up orally servicing him

That's more than consent- the DUmmy initiated the sexual activity.

He climbed on top of me and spread my legs.

If the DUmmy grrrl took up as much real estate when she was 20 as she did in this picture of her at a party with Lord Marblehead...

"Are you a goer? A goer? Know what I mean? Know what I mean?"

...then "he climbed on top of me" was meant literally.

[Gina]

Is that the same mountain climber Hillary is named after?

[landofconfusion80]

I actually feel a bit bad for this supposed "rapist."  He had to settle for this particular primitive, more than likely far from his first choice.  Any port in a storm comes to mind...

[franksolich]

You know, maybe my standards of aesthetics are weird, or maybe I'm weird, but I can't figure out why some people choose to make cartoon caricatures of themselves with the cosmetics they use.

Why would the dumbgirl primitive possibly think that by painting her face a bright red like that, makes her look more pleasing?

[thundley4]

You know, maybe my standards of aesthetics are weird, or maybe I'm weird, but I can't figure out why some people choose to make cartoon caricatures of themselves with the cosmetics they use.

Why would the dumbgirl primitive possibly think that by painting her face a bright red like that, makes her look more pleasing?

It might not be makeup, but alcoholism or hyperthyroidism. Or she could just be sexually excited by being in the presence of such a manly man like Earl G.

[franksolich]

It might not be makeup, but alcoholism or hyperthyroidism. Or she could just be sexually excited by being in the presence of such a manly man like Earl G.

Well, I'm serious--don't get the wrong impression, as I'm not that type, though--Lord Marblehead actually looks more aesthetic than this cartoon-character woman does.

[Carl]

Given that DUmbfuks lie everytime they open their mouth I bet the more likely story is she found a drunk guy with beer goggles.
He let her blow him but when she wanted hers the stench when she spread her legs made him puke.

[67 Rover]

Given that DUmbfuks lie everytime they open their mouth I bet the more likely story is she found a drunk guy with beer goggles.
He let her blow him but when she wanted hers the stench when she spread her legs made him puke.

Another lie given the photo recently published would be a long White flowing dress, not likely anything is flowing with that shape.

[GOBUCKS]

The most interesting thing about this DUmmy's bouncy tale is the image of how thick the beer goggles must have been.

Maybe it was the same guy who tried to screw an ATM.
http://www.torontosun.com/2014/05/19/drunk-attempts-to-have-sex-with-cash-machine-picnic-table