Come on, I'd pay to see gNads waddling up to an Operation 100 wearing that:

Along with her wildfire firefighting helmet, Nomex muumuu, Hawaiian shirt, khaki shorts, jump boots full of peanut butter, Geiger Counter, The Good Rig, and her hand-crayoned press pass on a lanyard around her neck*.
*"Around her neck" was used advisedly, as gNad's neck has never actually been proven to exist with any degree of certainty.