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Offline Mr Mannn

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Obama saves a puppy...
« on: June 06, 2014, 07:47:03 AM »
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If Obama saved a puppy from a burning building
I believe the Republicans would cry out that the dog might have rabies and Obama has put America at risk by saving the dog. This crap is getting really silly.

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2. Thats a muslim puppy and Obama hates fire fighters!
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3. And they never intend to stop...

Think about all of the wasted potential from their constant efforts to unseat and delegitimize a twice elected president.
No Democrat would ever do that to a GOP President, right Mr Scorpio?
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14. Do you remember when they attacked FLOTUS

... for encouraging people to drink more water? They actually found a rabid right wing doctor to say that was bad advice in all the right wing media outlets. No shit. No Link either
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Cliqueclaque (1,333 posts)
26. If Obama were to walk on water the Fox headline would read "Obama unable to swim"

and now some people who dare to make sense...

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30. ????wtf

So you are equating someone saving a puppy from a burning building to someone violating the law by releasing 5 top terrorist leaders without notifying congress? You have a pretty screwed up thought process there.

Tell me in a clear way how releasing 5 senior Taliban leaders does not put America at risk.
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31. That depends...Is the puppy a deserter who colluded with the enemy?

Did the puppy teach terrorists how to make bombs?
Did other puppies die trying to find this one lost puppy who abandoned his post?

If its just a lost puppy, then no one (not even Republicans) would fault the President. Time to own up to the fact that this was a really bad decision by a commander in chief.
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32. Your way off

It's more like this...Obama rescues puppy but had to release 5 rabid pit bulls in the process.
« Last Edit: June 06, 2014, 07:49:06 AM by Mr Mannn »

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Re: Obama saves a puppy...
« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2014, 08:13:56 AM »
On the flip side, if Obama went out to the rose garden, started a small trash can fire in front of the gathered reporters and threw that same puppy into the flames, the primitives would applaud his progressiveness with blind enthusiasm.
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20. absolute bullshit. the cave is unspeakably vile.

I don't know how any of you can live with yourselves.

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Re: Obama saves a puppy...
« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2014, 08:22:55 AM »
The lunatic bootlickers are desperate.

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Re: Obama saves a puppy...
« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2014, 08:52:20 AM »
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Obama saves a puppy...

FOR DINNER!






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Re: Obama saves a puppy...
« Reply #4 on: June 06, 2014, 10:55:20 AM »
OK, which DUmmie is Lasarus Long.  Oh wait, Is it someone's mole's mole?

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Re: Obama saves a puppy...
« Reply #5 on: June 06, 2014, 11:01:04 AM »
FOR DINNER!
Hi5
I am kind of mad you got to it first though.
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Re: Obama saves a puppy...
« Reply #6 on: June 06, 2014, 11:13:46 AM »
According to the Bible, "know" means "yes."

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Re: Obama saves a puppy...
« Reply #7 on: June 06, 2014, 11:34:41 AM »
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32. Your way off

It's more like this...Obama rescues puppy but had to release 5 rabid pit bulls in the process.

^that's pretty good. 

I would change it to....Obama rescues puppy that has been exposed to rabies, but had to release 5 rabid pit bulls in the process.





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Re: Obama saves a puppy...
« Reply #8 on: June 06, 2014, 11:50:57 AM »
I love how DUmmies will take a lousy, poorly written analogy and proceed to beat it to death. 
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Re: Obama saves a puppy...
« Reply #9 on: June 06, 2014, 12:50:49 PM »
This is old, ancient:

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26. If Obama were to walk on water the Fox headline would read "Obama unable to swim"

The original quote was about ten years ago, and was: "If George Bush walked on water, the mainstream media would holler, 'Bush can't swim!'"
apres moi, le deluge

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Re: Obama saves a puppy...
« Reply #10 on: June 06, 2014, 01:14:27 PM »
“The national budget must be balanced. The public debt must be reduced; the arrogance of the authorities must be moderated and controlled. Payments to foreign governments must be reduced, if the nation doesn't want to go bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance.”

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Re: Obama saves a puppy...
« Reply #11 on: June 06, 2014, 01:43:08 PM »
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If Obama saved a puppy from a burning building I believe the Republicans would cry out that the dog might have rabies and Obama has put America at risk by saving the dog.

How could Dear Leader running into a burning building put America in danger? Unless the point is if he died in the process we'd end up with Biden.

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Re: Obama saves a puppy...
« Reply #12 on: June 06, 2014, 01:48:00 PM »
How could Dear Leader running into a burning building put America in danger? Unless the point is if he died in the process we'd end up with Biden.

I used to think Biden would be worse, but not anymore.


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Re: Obama saves a puppy...
« Reply #13 on: June 06, 2014, 02:08:44 PM »
Dummies you all so quickly forget.



http://newsbusters.org/liberal-lies-president-bush-lied-congress-get-us-iraq-truth-he-did-not.html

Arggg you forget the religious beliefs of the Muslims that one can lie, cheat and kill a non Muslim and still go to heaven.

The only reason Obama has a couple of dogs is to appease the American public that he is not Muslim.    A good smoke and mirrors as the only dog he ever had he ate as a youngster and was raised to believe dogs were unclean and Allah hated them.

I do not trust or believe in any human that regardless of their faith find a dog not worthy to become the protector  and friend of man and woman, a guard for the children  and even the smallest Taco dogs ready to give their lives for their loved ones.

The Muslims are a set apart, yes they do have dogs but have the non Muslims feed them and train them but they the Muslims use their dogs as the do   their woman.

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Re: Obama saves a puppy...
« Reply #14 on: June 06, 2014, 06:30:49 PM »
I used to think Biden would be worse, but not anymore.
Hi5. I was thinking the same thing to. Great minds think alike.

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Re: Obama saves a puppy...
« Reply #15 on: June 06, 2014, 06:45:22 PM »
“The national budget must be balanced. The public debt must be reduced; the arrogance of the authorities must be moderated and controlled. Payments to foreign governments must be reduced, if the nation doesn't want to go bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance.”

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"Practice random violence and senseless acts of brutality"

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Re: Obama saves a puppy...
« Reply #16 on: June 07, 2014, 09:54:25 AM »
Arggg you forget the religious beliefs of the Muslims that one can lie, cheat and kill a non Muslim and still go to heaven.

The only reason Obama has a couple of dogs is to appease the American public that he is not Muslim.    A good smoke and mirrors as the only dog he ever had he ate as a youngster and was raised to believe dogs were unclean and Allah hated them.

I do not trust or believe in any human that regardless of their faith find a dog not worthy to become the protector  and friend of man and woman, a guard for the children  and even the smallest Taco dogs ready to give their lives for their loved ones.

The Muslims are a set apart, yes they do have dogs but have the non Muslims feed them and train them but they the Muslims use their dogs as the do   their woman.

Not just that, muslims are encouraged and even compelled to lie to the infidel if it advances islam.
Any conversation between a muzzie and an infidel should be considered suspect.
Any discussion with a muzzie (or lib for that matter) should be discounted unless independently verified.
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Re: Obama saves a puppy...
« Reply #17 on: June 07, 2014, 11:50:42 AM »
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If Obama saved a puppy

...It would be "For later."   :yum:

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2. Thats a muslim puppy and Obama hates fire fighters!

No, dogs are 'unclean' (Which for some reason doesn't stop Asian Muslims from eating them) so that ain't happening.  He probably does hate firefighters, though, White ones anyway.
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Re: Obama saves a puppy...
« Reply #18 on: June 08, 2014, 07:35:53 AM »
I always think of this when "save it for later" comes up!   :lmao:

...It would be "For later."   :yum:

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Re: Obama saves a puppy...
« Reply #20 on: June 08, 2014, 10:04:19 PM »
FOR DINNER!

He only pulled it from the house, because he prefers it medium well instead of well done.

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Re: Obama saves a puppy...
« Reply #21 on: June 08, 2014, 10:26:30 PM »
OK, which DUmmie is Lasarus Long.  Oh wait, Is it someone's mole's mole?

I can neither confirm nor deny, Big Dog.   :-)

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Re: Obama saves a puppy...
« Reply #22 on: June 09, 2014, 03:07:37 PM »
“The national budget must be balanced. The public debt must be reduced; the arrogance of the authorities must be moderated and controlled. Payments to foreign governments must be reduced, if the nation doesn't want to go bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance.”

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"Practice random violence and senseless acts of brutality"

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Re: Obama saves a puppy...
« Reply #23 on: June 09, 2014, 04:19:11 PM »

I do not trust or believe in any human that regardless of their faith find a dog not worthy to become the protector  and friend of man and woman, a guard for the children  and even the smallest Taco dogs ready to give their lives for their loved ones.


So true.  Dogs...are a particularly sore subject for me right now.

Recently, someone I thought was a friend...his dog got hit by a car and died, and his response was to throw the dog in a dumpster.

Angry doesn't even begin to describe how it made me feel.

My view, is that if you choose to take on the responsibility of having a dog, you choose to care for it, be responsible for it, look out for its well being, and give it a decent burial when it dies.

I no longer have contact with person.


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