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Offline FlippyDoo

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Re: I'm now a reporter.
« Reply #25 on: June 03, 2014, 05:26:49 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on June 03, 2014, 04:54:27 PM
A good journalist would have already answered my word salad question.
C'mon now ! This stuff is serious !

Salad is becoming more expensive do to things like Climactic Global Warming. Yup, the Rubicans been crossed and the i dotted. I fear its too late. Try is a mite to splain things you won't listen. I'm a trained histarian. I'm a reporter. But bullies doing things like...oh...bullying. The nooz won't tell you this but there is no hard left here. There is only soft left. The right is wrong about being right and you just build them up like propping riffles on a peanut butter boot. I established an entire thing of stuff but I'm going to start taking it other places.
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Re: I'm now a reporter.
« Reply #26 on: June 03, 2014, 05:35:26 PM »
I have two questions:

Is that fire due to climate change?

How about the wodpeeker?

Do Americans understand anny of this?
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Re: I'm now a reporter.
« Reply #27 on: June 03, 2014, 05:44:47 PM »
I'll answer you question in des disc aci from bottom to the top.

No. Murcan's can not understand. The skools and such. Therefore it is.

The woodpecker died ten minutes after this picture cause one of the Koch's cut down his tree to make a seal club.

Climactic change is a partial reason. A blade flew from a windmill two miles away (that is 17,372 feet if you don't know) and hit a cigarette liter that a conservative denier threwn out. The dryness of the climactic conditions axcel spedup flameness.
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Re: I'm now a reporter.
« Reply #28 on: June 03, 2014, 05:48:18 PM »
Flippy, are you near any Wind Turbines??? I hear they

can be deadly for like miles!!!! :-)
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Re: I'm now a reporter.
« Reply #29 on: June 03, 2014, 05:53:18 PM »
Quote from: SarasotaRepub on June 03, 2014, 05:48:18 PM
Flippy, are you near any Wind Turbines??? I hear they

can be deadly for like miles!!!! :-)

They are deadly for birds, but I'm not sure if they are to fictional spirit guides.
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Re: I'm now a reporter.
« Reply #30 on: June 03, 2014, 06:03:06 PM »
In FlippyDoo I trust.
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Re: I'm now a reporter.
« Reply #31 on: June 03, 2014, 06:04:05 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on June 03, 2014, 05:53:18 PM
They are deadly for birds, but I'm not sure if they are to fictional spirit guides.

Both you and the Dark Sith Lord are correct in regards to the danger of the dreaded wind machines. As part of our fictional spirit-guide training we are taught how to dodge things. There are actually two courses. The first is Dodging 101: How to dodge things like a DUmmie dodging work. The second is a graduate level course called Dodging 201: How to dodge things like a democrat avoiding questions concerning scandals.

Now that I'm a reporter I'm debating taking the course at the academy called Frankology: The art of stealthy stealth.

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Re: I'm now a reporter.
« Reply #32 on: June 03, 2014, 06:15:57 PM »
Quote from: SarasotaRepub on June 03, 2014, 05:48:18 PM
Flippy, are you near any Wind Turbines??? I hear they

can be deadly for like miles!!!!

Not only do they fling blades for miles, they frequently explode in flames.

An image was recently captured by The Good Rig:
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Re: I'm now a reporter.
« Reply #33 on: June 03, 2014, 06:19:51 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on June 03, 2014, 06:15:57 PM
Not only do they fling blades for miles, they frequently explode in flames.

An image was recently captured by The Good Rig:


I just noticed something. Look at the top blade. About half way down on the left side just before the smoke. You'll see what appears to be a strand of hair. I bet it's polar bear hair from a polar bear that was driven south due to climactic change and was sucked into the wicked blades of that wind torture device.

Breaking news: Wind mills kill polar bears!!!!
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Re: I'm now a reporter.
« Reply #34 on: June 03, 2014, 06:32:11 PM »
Can't wait for your first child down the well report. Don't forget to ask the Firemen about atmospherics. You know stuff you wish you did not know.
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Re: I'm now a reporter.
« Reply #35 on: June 03, 2014, 06:35:10 PM »
Well it's a good thing I saw this thread!!!

As FearLess Leader of ConservativeUnderground.com I believe

I need Press stuff and I founf out how to get it!!!

http://www.ia-pp.com/en/presspass-credentials.html?gclid=CP_Gy6_g3r4CFc9xOgodXAwAiw
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Re: I'm now a reporter.
« Reply #36 on: June 03, 2014, 06:37:59 PM »
Quote from: SarasotaRepub on June 03, 2014, 06:35:10 PM
Well it's a good thing I saw this thread!!!

As FearLess Leader of ConservativeUnderground.com I believe

I need Press stuff and I founf out how to get it!!!

http://www.ia-pp.com/en/presspass-credentials.html?gclid=CP_Gy6_g3r4CFc9xOgodXAwAiw

You too can pretend to be a journalist for the low, low price of $60 plus $49 per year!
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Re: I'm now a reporter.
« Reply #37 on: June 03, 2014, 07:32:40 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on June 03, 2014, 06:15:57 PM
Not only do they fling blades for miles, they frequently explode in flames.

An image was recently captured by The Good Rig:

On second thought, I apologize for misattributing that photo.

I'm almost sure Crazy Miriam took it, not nadin.

There has never been a photo posted from The Good Rig that was in focus.

The Good Rig simply doesn't measure up to nadin's photog skills.
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Re: I'm now a reporter.
« Reply #38 on: June 03, 2014, 09:49:22 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on June 03, 2014, 07:32:40 PM
On second thought, I apologize for misattributing that photo.

I'm almost sure Crazy Miriam took it, not nadin.

There has never been a photo posted from The Good Rig that was in focus.

The Good Rig simply doesn't measure up to nadin's photog skills.

You're wrong. gNads took the picture. I circled what she was trying to center in the pic, getting the wind turbine was just accidental.

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Re: I'm now a reporter.
« Reply #39 on: June 04, 2014, 04:46:48 AM »
This thread is BOSS.
Bossa NOVA !
Thread of the day to be sure.
Check back with me in a week, month and year !
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