Much like nadin's "job" requires her to be on "scanner duty", my fictional spirit-guiding job requires me to read message boards. I wish I didn't have to do this shit, but I guess it's my duty to suffer for the masses just like nadin.
Anyway, while checking out the Discussionist thread below, I found the most wonderful character known as remembers. As the stupidity that remembers displays seems to exceed even that of most DUmmies I have to assume that this poster is a mole creation of one of you great individuals. To whomever is the creator: bravo! I really like the way you have the character harping on the Moonie News media.
http://www.discussionist.com/101534632