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Offline BlondeMoment

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Re: Primitive wants her BF fixed
« Reply #25 on: May 22, 2014, 12:01:47 AM »
That's because they're exhibitionists, drama queens (literally), & attention hos. Same reason they want to cram their sex lives down our throats.
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Re: Primitive wants her BF fixed
« Reply #26 on: May 22, 2014, 06:10:33 PM »
And this is what healthy DU and her DU stud probably look like.  :-)


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Re: Primitive wants her BF fixed
« Reply #27 on: May 22, 2014, 06:25:20 PM »
Quote from: Gina on May 21, 2014, 12:20:14 PM
She could try using the family planning method.  Oh but that's free and would be her responsibility so I guess that's out. :whatever:

Just swallow and you will be safe.  :bird:

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Re: Primitive wants her BF fixed
« Reply #28 on: May 22, 2014, 06:41:58 PM »
Quote from: 67 Rover on May 22, 2014, 06:25:20 PM
  :-)

Surprise for the girlfriend, for 6-9 or more months after a cutting a man can produce some sperm and the partners have to use some kind of BC until the sperm count shows it is safe.      Before DNA became sophisticated many a nasty divorce came about because the wife got pregnant 2-3 months after hubby was fixed.
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Re: Primitive wants her BF fixed
« Reply #29 on: May 22, 2014, 07:15:00 PM »
- The guy could just take ridiculously hot baths. A man taking a bath as hot as he can stand will kill his swimmers off for several days. - Oh, wait. Nevermind. Primitives aren't known for taking baths voluntarily, are they ?
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Re: Primitive wants her BF fixed
« Reply #30 on: May 22, 2014, 07:16:43 PM »
That last post by vestanumbers reminded me that we have to reestablish our ignore lists.

It's a hard lesson learned.

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Re: Primitive wants her BF fixed
« Reply #31 on: May 22, 2014, 07:45:38 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on May 22, 2014, 07:16:43 PM
That last post by vestanumbers reminded me that we have to reestablish our ignore lists.

It's a hard lesson learned.

Well what was wrong with my post ?   
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Re: Primitive wants her BF fixed
« Reply #32 on: May 22, 2014, 09:16:00 PM »
Quote from: vesta111 on May 22, 2014, 06:41:58 PM
Surprise for the girlfriend, for 6-9 or more months after a cutting a man can produce some sperm and the partners have to use some kind of BC until the sperm count shows it is safe.      Before DNA became sophisticated many a nasty divorce came about because the wife got pregnant 2-3 months after hubby was fixed.

Those babies born with very dark skin conditions are also entertaining for the expectant father. lol.
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Re: Primitive wants her BF fixed
« Reply #33 on: May 22, 2014, 09:48:15 PM »
Quote from: fatboy on May 21, 2014, 09:07:29 AM
Can someone give me a definition of "healthy weight"?

My guess for DUmmie females would be sub-400lbs...

Everything above would be considered "normal wieght"
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Re: Primitive wants her BF fixed
« Reply #34 on: May 22, 2014, 09:56:16 PM »
More than one DUmmy has shuffled off the mortal coil or had an appendage removed because of their weight.  What is a healthy weight for a normal person?  Definitely not that.
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Re: Primitive wants her BF fixed
« Reply #35 on: May 23, 2014, 06:39:15 AM »
Quote from: Chris_ on May 22, 2014, 09:56:16 PM
More than one DUmmy has shuffled off the mortal coil or had an appendage removed because of their weight.  What is a healthy weight for a normal person?  Definitely not that.

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Re: Primitive wants her BF fixed
« Reply #36 on: May 23, 2014, 04:45:50 PM »
Quote from: Gina on May 21, 2014, 12:20:14 PM
She could try using the family planning method.  Oh but that's free and would be her responsibility so I guess that's out. :whatever:

Just swallow and you will be safe.  :bird:

Or she could just have the boyfriend go in the "back door".   :whistling:

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Re: Primitive wants her BF fixed
« Reply #37 on: May 23, 2014, 05:26:29 PM »
Quote from: vesta111 on May 22, 2014, 06:41:58 PM
Surprise for the girlfriend, for 6-9 or more months after a cutting a man can produce some sperm and the partners have to use some kind of BC until the sperm count shows it is safe.      Before DNA became sophisticated many a nasty divorce came about because the wife got pregnant 2-3 months after hubby was fixed.

Oh Vesta, I missed you.  But no, it's not 6-9 months.  lol  My husband just recently had a vasectomy.  It doesn't take that long to show a zero sperm count.  Once the sperm count shows zero, we no longer have to use other BC methods.
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Re: Primitive wants her BF fixed
« Reply #38 on: May 23, 2014, 08:47:04 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on May 23, 2014, 05:26:29 PM
Oh Vesta, I missed you.  But no, it's not 6-9 months.  lol  My husband just recently had a vasectomy.  It doesn't take that long to show a zero sperm count.  Once the sperm count shows zero, we no longer have to use other BC methods.

This is true.  When I had my vasectomy, I was hitting zero within a month.
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Re: Primitive wants her BF fixed
« Reply #39 on: May 24, 2014, 02:48:34 AM »
Quote from: diesel driver on May 23, 2014, 08:47:04 PM
This is true.  When I had my vasectomy, I was hitting zero within a month.

That's what the doctor told my husband too.  He has his appointment to make sure he's at zero within a week or two.
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Re: Primitive wants her BF fixed
« Reply #40 on: May 24, 2014, 06:52:04 AM »
Had a crazy thought---yup another one.

When horses and cattle, dogs and cats are gelded they become more passive.

Does this work on male humans   ?     
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Re: Primitive wants her BF fixed
« Reply #41 on: May 24, 2014, 07:17:17 AM »
Quote from: vesta111 on May 24, 2014, 06:52:04 AM
Had a crazy thought---yup another one.

When horses and cattle, dogs and cats are gelded they become more passive.

Does this work on male humans   ?     
Yes.....see DUmmie menz for examples.
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Re: Primitive wants her BF fixed
« Reply #42 on: May 24, 2014, 07:10:12 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on May 24, 2014, 07:17:17 AM
Yes.....see DUmmie menz for examples.

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

H5 JohnnyReb. That one made me LOL!!!!
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