Actually, one of my real-life talents is the ability to walk in on something as if I belong there, and so nobody pays any attention.
I don't do it on purpose--there's not a malicious bone in this body--but it sometimes just happens that I venture into places where one's not supposed to.
I think I get away with it because I look so average, so harmless, part of the scenery.
The most outstanding accomplishment was when I mistook the main headquarters of the secret police in Ukraine for an elementary school, and nonchalantly walked right in. I didn't get far, in fact barely inside, but I did get past two guards before the third one stopped me. Apparently nobody had ever gotten past the
first guard.
It doesn't work all the time, though; about twenty years earlier, when I was younger and greener, I wandered through some palace in Vatican City, looking at things. I was the only one around; there was no one stopping me. But then I reached some sort of archway, and suddenly boom! out of nowhere two of those Swiss guards materialized, one from each side of the archway, and crossed their long-handled axes, forming a giant "X" in front of me so I couldn't pass.
Ooops.
<<<deaf; oftentimes isn't aware is somewhere I shouldn't be.