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Re: Post Like a Know-it-all Day
« Reply #25 on: March 22, 2014, 06:28:33 PM »
Aaarrrgghhh!! Oh, wait....
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Re: Post Like a Know-it-all Day
« Reply #26 on: March 22, 2014, 06:56:22 PM »
Speaking of Aaarrrgghhh!! I went to a presser yesterday. A tea bagger candidate tried to deny that the specks of light you can see in the sky on a clear night are particles of fallout from Fukushima. Like the bullies here who try to silence me they took the good rig so I could not document his denial. They discounted the fact that I’m a trained artist and specialize in ultra-realistic art from my days undercover, but I won’t post about that.

Below is the evidence of the reaction at my question. Yup, better stock up on that pesky milk stuff. Suffice it to say that it's not on CNN so I won't post about it here.

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Re: Post Like a Know-it-all Day
« Reply #27 on: March 22, 2014, 07:04:54 PM »
You guys are hilarious, geniuses at being nadinesque.
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Re: Post Like a Know-it-all Day
« Reply #28 on: March 22, 2014, 10:20:29 PM »
Quote from: FlippyDoo on March 22, 2014, 06:56:22 PM
Speaking of Aaarrrgghhh!! I went to a presser yesterday. A tea bagger candidate tried to deny that the specks of light you can see in the sky on a clear night are particles of fallout from Fukushima. Like the bullies here who try to silence me they took the good rig so I could not document his denial. They discounted the fact that I’m a trained artist and specialize in ultra-realistic art from my days undercover, but I won’t post about that.

Below is the evidence of the reaction at my question. Yup, better stock up on that pesky milk stuff. Suffice it to say that it's not on CNN so I won't post about it here.


They're either trying to silence you or they're making fun off you.
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Re: Post Like a Know-it-all Day
« Reply #29 on: March 22, 2014, 11:27:50 PM »
Quote from: FlippyDoo on March 22, 2014, 06:18:10 PM
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Re: Post Like a Know-it-all Day
« Reply #30 on: March 23, 2014, 05:54:07 AM »
Quote from: FlippyDoo on March 22, 2014, 06:17:37 PM
Just got back from a crunchy story.  A blade tore lose from a windmill in New Mexico and flew from there to a small town just north of Chickashaw, Georgia. In route it decaptated four magnolier trees and two mannikans in a Walmart store. After reaching the small town in Georgia the blade teamed up with an ecig and beat the shit out of a chicchiwawa dog before setting a brush fire around some azelia bushes. Suffice it to say the nomex came in handy. Yup, an ecig and a windmill blade. Both supposedly safe. But it’s not on CNN so it’s not nooz so I won’t be posting about it here.

Did the windmill blade cause cancer too? I heard that the hum from the windmills was causing cancer to everyone in their path. Those poor people in New Mexio all the way to Georgia!
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Re: Post Like a Know-it-all Day
« Reply #31 on: March 23, 2014, 03:36:35 PM »
As the first official Post Like a Know-it-all Day comes to an end I’m reminded of my time in the battle-ridden jungles of Fumbalia. Hooffing it through the brush with my M17 Kurshkiv riffle slung over my shoulder and my 18” Bowie knife in my belt. An enemy squad of 15,192 troops surrounded me. Hot lead flew all around me and I only had five 7.2mm rounds left in my riffle’s 37 round clip. I knew that even with my knife I couldn’t take out the entire squad with only five rounds so I went into stealth mode. I tried slipping through the enemy lines, but the soft squishing sound of the peanut butter in my boots almost gave me away. Yup, climactic global warming had made the peanut butter softer than normal and almost cost me dearly. Despite the peanut butter I slipped away oh much like the first official Post Like a Know-it-all Day and despite the bullies I'm here today to say ado (<---more of my French language expertise) to the day of celbration. I thank all of you not in the Third Way my thanks for making the day a success.
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Re: Post Like a Know-it-all Day
« Reply #32 on: March 23, 2014, 04:03:47 PM »
That was, oh, pesky.
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Re: Post Like a Know-it-all Day
« Reply #33 on: March 23, 2014, 11:44:01 PM »
Great thread !
Did I miss post like a pirate day ?
If so, someone is going to pay.
That reminds me, we need a someone is going to pay..day, and a crossing the rubicon day !
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Re: Post Like a Know-it-all Day
« Reply #34 on: March 24, 2014, 12:46:27 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on March 23, 2014, 11:44:01 PM
Great thread !
Did I miss post like a pirate day ?
If so, someone is going to pay.
That reminds me, we need a someone is going to pay..day, and a crossing the rubicon day !

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Re: Post Like a Know-it-all Day
« Reply #35 on: March 24, 2014, 06:42:42 AM »
Suffice it to say, the bullys are out in force, and i have resulted in plonking nearly the entire thread of posters, so welcome one and all to my iggy list. I supose in a way its my own fault, trying to bring important information and news that the bullys ruin for all, so I will be only posting at my other site from now on, the few of you who need to know where it is alreadyknow wher it is, so only crunchy CNN stories from now on.

maybe you will earn when the day comes you are buied in at least 60CM of ice. my friends will know but the bullys ? eh ?
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Re: Post Like a Know-it-all Day
« Reply #36 on: March 24, 2014, 01:54:57 PM »
Suffice it to say i am a jouno, and do it professionally.  To supplemeted my income I do weddings.  Her is an example. (and yes I was using the good rig).   And remember people, to always center the subjects you are fotograghing.  I would post more here, but they don't want any news unless CNN reported it first.

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Re: Post Like a Know-it-all Day
« Reply #37 on: March 24, 2014, 01:58:06 PM »
Quote from: miskie on March 24, 2014, 06:42:42 AM
Suffice it to say, the bullys are out in force, and i have resulted in plonking nearly the entire thread of posters, so welcome one and all to my iggy list. I supose in a way its my own fault, trying to bring important information and news that the bullys ruin for all, so I will be only posting at my other site from now on, the few of you who need to know where it is alreadyknow wher it is, so only crunchy CNN stories from now on.

maybe you will earn when the day comes you are buied in at least 60CM of ice. my friends will know but the bullys ? eh ?

I'd reply, but I've been on the iggy list since day one.  :)
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Re: Post Like a Know-it-all Day
« Reply #38 on: March 24, 2014, 02:07:08 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on March 23, 2014, 11:44:01 PM
Great thread !
Did I miss post like a pirate day ?
If so, someone is going to pay.
That reminds me, we need a someone is going to pay..day, and a crossing the rubicon day !

Every day is Post Like a Pirate Day!



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Re: Post Like a Know-it-all Day
« Reply #39 on: March 24, 2014, 03:23:06 PM »
^H5 to Flippydoo. I needed that good laugh!!

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Re: Post Like a Know-it-all Day
« Reply #40 on: March 24, 2014, 03:28:47 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on March 23, 2014, 11:44:01 PM
Great thread !
Did I miss post like a pirate day ?
If so, someone is going to pay.
That reminds me, we need a someone is going to pay..day, and a crossing the rubicon day !

you know rubicon comes freom the term "ruby" which were prized by the amncient fonecians.  Whenever they bought a ruby, they would put it in a small cross to keep it safe.  That is wheere "crosssing the rubicon" comes from -- "xrossing the ruby-con."

You can look it up!

(I hereby extend post like a pirate day...)

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Re: Post Like a Know-it-all Day
« Reply #41 on: March 24, 2014, 03:30:04 PM »
Quote from: miskie on March 24, 2014, 06:42:42 AM
Suffice it to say, the bullys are out in force, and i have resulted in plonking nearly the entire thread of posters, so welcome one and all to my iggy list. I supose in a way its my own fault, trying to bring important information and news that the bullys ruin for all, so I will be only posting at my other site from now on, the few of you who need to know where it is alreadyknow wher it is, so only crunchy CNN stories from now on.

maybe you will earn when the day comes you are buied in at least 60CM of ice. my friends will know but the bullys ? eh ?

I have a lot of information about this but I won't poost it here because, well, you know...
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Re: Post Like a Know-it-all Day
« Reply #42 on: March 24, 2014, 05:40:57 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on March 24, 2014, 02:07:08 PM
Every day is Post Like a Pirate Day!





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Re: Post Like a Know-it-all Day
« Reply #43 on: March 25, 2014, 07:41:35 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on March 24, 2014, 12:46:27 AM
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Re: Post Like a Know-it-all Day
« Reply #44 on: March 25, 2014, 09:05:18 PM »
Suffice it to say the Post Like a Know-it-all Day has apparently switched from 24 hours to 24 business hours. Yup, more posting.

Just a little bugaboo that bothers me, the earth is fat is a common day saying, but just because the earth is round as Rock-me-Ammadaus discovered it does not mean it is fat. I’m round, but I am not fat. I am at my precise weight. My weight is as precise as oh my intellect.

Some say I’m not popular, but wrong. On a hot, sunny day I’ve had as many as 50 people gather around in the shade of my shadow.

I see some posting photos of pirates. Not accurate at all. As a trained historian with an emphisis on piratism I know these things. Little known fact that pirates got their names from rats that would eat the pies on ships at sea. The sailors loved pie so every chance they got the would kill the pie eating rats. Then one day a privateer attacked another ship and stole the ships cargo. When the ship's captain filed his report he said that the privateers robbed them like a bunch of pie rats. That be where pirates come from.

Now I’m off to do a presser on the effect of cow farts on the climactic global warming situation with some sort of demonstration. For some reason my invitation suggested that I eat a lot of beans throughout the day before the presser.
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Re: Post Like a Know-it-all Day
« Reply #45 on: March 26, 2014, 06:46:05 AM »
Quote from: dutch508 on March 24, 2014, 02:07:08 PM
Every day is Post Like a Pirate Day!





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Re: Post Like a Know-it-all Day
« Reply #46 on: March 26, 2014, 07:39:25 AM »
This is a nice mundun



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Breath in and out. 

That is all.
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Re: Post Like a Know-it-all Day
« Reply #47 on: March 26, 2014, 08:26:36 AM »
Quote from: FlippyDoo on March 25, 2014, 09:05:18 PM
Suffice it to say the Post Like a Know-it-all Day has apparently switched from 24 hours to 24 business hours. Yup, more posting.

Just a little bugaboo that bothers me, the earth is fat is a common day saying, but just because the earth is round as Rock-me-Ammadaus discovered it does not mean it is fat. I’m round, but I am not fat. I am at my precise weight. My weight is as precise as oh my intellect.

Some say I’m not popular, but wrong. On a hot, sunny day I’ve had as many as 50 people gather around in the shade of my shadow.

I see some posting photos of pirates. Not accurate at all. As a trained historian with an emphisis on piratism I know these things. Little known fact that pirates got their names from rats that would eat the pies on ships at sea. The sailors loved pie so every chance they got the would kill the pie eating rats. Then one day a privateer attacked another ship and stole the ships cargo. When the ship's captain filed his report he said that the privateers robbed them like a bunch of pie rats. That be where pirates come from.

Now I’m off to do a presser on the effect of cow farts on the climactic global warming situation with some sort of demonstration. For some reason my invitation suggested that I eat a lot of beans throughout the day before the presser.


Don't forget to bring your hail proof umbrella. There might be several meters of hail that falls during your presser. PLONK !
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Re: Post Like a Know-it-all Day
« Reply #48 on: March 26, 2014, 08:30:44 AM »
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